X FACTOR -Live shows-Week 2- It's 'Love and Heartbreak' week....

[Raahh]

So- the tenuous themes continue.

Here's the song list

Abi Alton – Can’t Get You Out Of My Head

Hannah Barrett – Beautiful

Kingsland Road – Marry You

Luke Friend – Let Her Go

Miss Dynamix – Dreams

Nicholas McDonald – She’s The One

Rough Copy – I Want It That Way

Sam Bailey – Make You Feel My Love

Sam Callahan – I Won’t Give Up

Shelley Smith – Single Ladies

Tamera Foster – Beneath Your Beautiful

Something tells me Abi won't be wearing a Kylie-esque outfit.

So we finally get Sande and Adele (although it's a Dylan cover).
And I can already imagine how awful Draggy is going to be.
And woe betide the person who calls it 'Robbie Williams' 'She's the One'

"you're cool hand luke!"

that's code for "you owe me a hand job tonight"

He's like a little Stig of the Dump. Maybe that's what the tea towel was for.

cool classy & coydon don't really go together as words

Cool Hand Luke ha! Ha!

He has a son.

Just. Wow.

Ah, the thug and the tea cosy duo next

This lot will always deliver. Leaflets.

Ah. Got to mention the kids.

Stop talking about the theme. It's not even a real theme. It's a bloody afterthought.

I didn't know any of the contestants had children. They've haven't mentioned it have they?

BABY WARZZZZZZZZ

Very cute little boy, though.

Is he wearing a kilt?

He's wearing a skirt again?!

Nice skirt

Doin it 4 da Kidz. Old Skool.
Does he have a pleather Old Skool Skirt on?

Out of tune, surely?

Is he wearing a leather Kilt????

They're flat as well.

But they can be relied upon to sport pleather and pleather skirts at tht. The stylists must be delighted.

Ooohhhchh

poo squatting!

They are actually shit enough to be a 90's boyband.

Well I think we can all agree, we've seen some almost competent walking around tonight.

this is all over the fucking place

and that bow tie is very large indeed

As a Croydon girl born and bred, I can honestly say that there is nothing either cool or classy about the place.

Isn't the one who keeps losing her voice also from Croydon?

anyway, this lot carnt sing.

I need a way to let the neighbours know who is in the bottom after the flash vote....I've just tried knocking again, but I think they're ignoring me on purpose.