X FACTOR -Live shows-Week 2- It's 'Love and Heartbreak' week....

[Raahh]

So- the tenuous themes continue.

Here's the song list

Abi Alton – Can’t Get You Out Of My Head

Hannah Barrett – Beautiful

Kingsland Road – Marry You

Luke Friend – Let Her Go

Miss Dynamix – Dreams

Nicholas McDonald – She’s The One

Rough Copy – I Want It That Way

Sam Bailey – Make You Feel My Love

Sam Callahan – I Won’t Give Up

Shelley Smith – Single Ladies

Tamera Foster – Beneath Your Beautiful

Something tells me Abi won't be wearing a Kylie-esque outfit.

So we finally get Sande and Adele (although it's a Dylan cover).
And I can already imagine how awful Draggy is going to be.
And woe betide the person who calls it 'Robbie Williams' 'She's the One'

Fuck. We really did want him to give up.

Oh please do give up. Do the world l a favour

BOF

I just sharted.

Are the lyrics really that difficult?
"We're a 3 piece band & it wouldn't make sense to sing as a 2"

I bet if the pregnant one drops out , they'll carry on!!

So the first 3/4 of the song he was out of tune?

Brilliant!

Bof

he's been stripped back AND exposed. Lucky he found his comfort zone in the end with lube

I've got some tramadol in the cupboard. Do you think they'll start sounding good if I dig it out?

Shazza that was awful. You are just siding with Louis, because Nicole and Bazza don't like you.

Bazza- it was rubbish!

Ah well he is really really really happy

Arbitrary- try it, an let me know. I love tramadol.

She's sixteen. She's adept at sleight-of-hand in Superdrug.

He did start to sound better towards the end and he's quite pretty

BOF. I'm crying.

Flashing lights, eh Tamera? What, from the police cars?

She really looks like her Grandma!

Only if you take the entire box Arbitrary

Arbitary, don't take it, put it in your ears, it will block out the pain faster

A priest?

You shoplifting disappointment you.

Is that Nanfucker's Nan?

What. The. Fuck.

Nice hat. Douchebag.

I hate tramadol. It mostly makes me vomit and scratch my skin to shreds (which is why I don't take it). But it might be worth it if they start sounding talented.

I cannot warm to this one at all.

Yes- in your ears. Like the cheese in'Allo 'Allo

.I hate this song. It makes no bloody sense,grumpy>

Her nan looks like one off BoSelecta.