X FACTOR -Live shows-Week 2- It's 'Love and Heartbreak' week....

[Raahh]

So- the tenuous themes continue.

Here's the song list

Abi Alton – Can’t Get You Out Of My Head

Hannah Barrett – Beautiful

Kingsland Road – Marry You

Luke Friend – Let Her Go

Miss Dynamix – Dreams

Nicholas McDonald – She’s The One

Rough Copy – I Want It That Way

Sam Bailey – Make You Feel My Love

Sam Callahan – I Won’t Give Up

Shelley Smith – Single Ladies

Tamera Foster – Beneath Your Beautiful

Something tells me Abi won't be wearing a Kylie-esque outfit.

So we finally get Sande and Adele (although it's a Dylan cover).
And I can already imagine how awful Draggy is going to be.
And woe betide the person who calls it 'Robbie Williams' 'She's the One'

Will he do the spikey poo dance?

Helloooo late to the party as the mini naans wouldn't bloody well go to sleep. However I'm here.

Eye of the tiger.

You go poppet.

They've got some light up guitar cases to suggest 'musician'.

He still can't sing though.

oh please no, not a stripped-back performance

So fucking insincere

The stylist likes the TinTin hairdo this week.

Louis sat him on a stool, what an original idea

GIVE UP.

This is dire.

Has he found the tune yet?

No, Raah, he's going for the Westshoite Stool Keychange Standing

Unfortunately, from a distance he looks one-legged. Like a silly-haired pirate.

He'd not be that bad if he had some auto tuning.

It was Divine in the original fillum Maryz, John Travolting in the remake

This is a school talent show performance. Just because the Y9 girls fancy you, doesn't mean you're actually good.

Do you think he got that hole in his jeans proposing to Louis?

how can he possibly concentrate on singing when he's trying to maintain the "one buttock on, one buttock off" position on that stool

that must be why he is off-key

I quite like this.

I used to like this song

He feels like a boxer because Louis has been battering him in the ring all week...

Nasals r us.

Raahh. He hasn't found it, but he won't give up. Alas.

Pete- he would be even better on mute

little bless.

My ears hurt

Louis has scattered some musical instruments about the place, to make it look like someone who can carry a tune has been in the vicinity
FOOLING NOBODY, LOU-LOU