X FACTOR -Live shows-Week 2- It's 'Love and Heartbreak' week....

[Raahh]

So- the tenuous themes continue.

Here's the song list

Abi Alton – Can’t Get You Out Of My Head

Hannah Barrett – Beautiful

Kingsland Road – Marry You

Luke Friend – Let Her Go

Miss Dynamix – Dreams

Nicholas McDonald – She’s The One

Rough Copy – I Want It That Way

Sam Bailey – Make You Feel My Love

Sam Callahan – I Won’t Give Up

Shelley Smith – Single Ladies

Tamera Foster – Beneath Your Beautiful

Something tells me Abi won't be wearing a Kylie-esque outfit.

So we finally get Sande and Adele (although it's a Dylan cover).
And I can already imagine how awful Draggy is going to be.
And woe betide the person who calls it 'Robbie Williams' 'She's the One'

lol at shitsinger having a sour little swipe at Kylie

Brave?

Nicole is lying here. No one preferred that version to the original. In the whole world. Not one single person.

Gary is dressed in farrow and balls 'slurry' pallette tonight

Nana Mouskouri
S'uncanny

That wasn't diverse. It was as boring as ever.

On it WAS different for sure.

This thread is the best thing about this show. I need wine.

Pleather coming up...

Is carnt posh? I say carnt. I feel posh.

Draggy is getting into her pleather leotard . . .

I feel like going to sleep! In fact I think this might send me to sleep!

Agreed, this thread is the best thing about X Factor.

eeeuw BOF

I won't be able to see her without thinking "gammy crotch" now

Muller-off Shitty.

It's posh in Middlesbrough, bof

Mind you, curtains are posh there.

Only the thought of draggy in a catsuit type affair is keeping me watching this pile of shite tonight

Saying carn't - fine. Good even, when you're english
singing carn't - so not fine.

BOF, i say carn't, i also talk a bit like peggy from eastenders, it aint posh!

Carn't is just wussy.

I do it say carn't. It would be hilarious if I did, since I roll my rs.

You lie BOF you're a scouser aren't you?

You say

Cchhcccccccchhhhh arnt

I think Shitslinger is scared of Mrs O.

It's more than Carn't, Bof. God knows I talk like I'm leading a pony club rally, but I don't have that special Manic Pixie inflection with my Carn'ts. Sort of a special nasal pronunciation, it is. Like that twonk from Passenger, he does the same.

we sent the kids to bed early so we could watch in real time with this thread rather than an hour later

I hate the way people eat yogurt on ads