X FACTOR -Live shows-Week 2- It's 'Love and Heartbreak' week....

[Raahh]

So- the tenuous themes continue.

Here's the song list

Abi Alton – Can’t Get You Out Of My Head

Hannah Barrett – Beautiful

Kingsland Road – Marry You

Luke Friend – Let Her Go

Miss Dynamix – Dreams

Nicholas McDonald – She’s The One

Rough Copy – I Want It That Way

Sam Bailey – Make You Feel My Love

Sam Callahan – I Won’t Give Up

Shelley Smith – Single Ladies

Tamera Foster – Beneath Your Beautiful

Something tells me Abi won't be wearing a Kylie-esque outfit.

So we finally get Sande and Adele (although it's a Dylan cover).
And I can already imagine how awful Draggy is going to be.
And woe betide the person who calls it 'Robbie Williams' 'She's the One'

blimey, who trod on the cats tail?

Oh dear. I really like Abi, but this ain't good.

This is really bad.

Ooh yy she's doing the Sophie Ellis Bextor 'Can't'.

Cos that's how they talk in Middlesborough

It's Nana Mouskouri does Kylie

Stop saying 'carn't'!

How can I wear my neon pink pvc raincoat now? I just carnt!bet kylies shitting herself.

Oh no no no no no.

I got the zany bit wrong but the yawn bit right.

Yay!

her legs are weirdly far apart, it must be very draughty

TOLD YOU.
CARNT

Didja ever stop to think that the raindrops are fairy diamonds and when it rains, we're all invited to their wedding?

This is the worst offering yet.

Someone stab her with an umbrella.quick.

MrsO is nuts, I thought I had read her autobiography but realise that was 10 years ago, this girl is erm.. I don't like her

I feel all the life being sucked out of me

So late with the can't thing

My internet is being a cunt

LA LA LA LA LA LALALAAAZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Thrush, greensleeves, after a pleather incident earlier in the week.

it was pants.

It's dull and dreary tonight, isn't it?

That was so dull.

She needs more than confidence Shazza. Being able to sing would be a start.

She's not from Middlesbrough though is she? Just like James Arthur wasn't either.

or 'parnts'

Why is it brave for her to walk about? as far as i can see she has legs?

She was like a Manic Pixie being flattened by a steamroller

Fark me if Bazza says its sleepy you know you're shite