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Heads Up! Made in Chelsea back tomorrow.

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Sparklysilversequins · 13/10/2013 14:30

Will Spencer be an aggressive chunky monkey or a spiteful skinny Minnie? His weight seems to alternate between the two each series.
Will Tiny Tears and Andy Pandy still be together?
Will Biscuits have gained any self awareness whatsoever?
Proudlock, will he be nice Proudlock or Girlfriend Stealing Proudlock this series?
Will the interchangeable Phoebe and her two horrible blonde friends still be bitching at the dumped Lucy Watson?
Sadly Millie has ridden off into the sunset with Prof Green Sad.

Tomorrow on E4 at 10!

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qazxc · 10/12/2013 14:28

well really if they were going to accuse anyone of being promicuous surely TT should be it?
I think the TT/Lucy friendship ended when TT slept with Spencer, despite the pact.

slalomsuki · 10/12/2013 14:32

Victoria is something else. Who does she think she is?

I actually thought it was all a bit tame until the end of the episode last night. Thought Spencer and Pheobe would have been more of a team and stirred it a bit more together while in SA before making up with Lucy.

Glad Lucy didn't choose either of them and kept her distance. Wonder who TT selection of men are/will be?

ChicksyBurtVonnugget · 10/12/2013 15:02

Spencer's reaction to Andy dating 'fit' Vitalia is scary, the man is a ball of terrifying issues. His objectification of her saying he was going to pull her whilst she was on a date with Andy was so blatant and horrible to watch. Yuk.

ChaffinchOfDoom · 10/12/2013 15:07

a woman is a 'thing' to him, and she goes along with it reinforcing his own ego

she is not fit, she looks like one of those 1980s Trolls with the shock of upright hair

MarshaBrady · 10/12/2013 15:09

Ha. Oh dear, yes.

qazxc · 10/12/2013 15:20

I would not be surprised if Spencer is a psychopath. He does seem to have quite a few traits ( the checklist assesses glib and superficial charm, grandiosity, need for stimulation, pathological lying, cunning and manipulating, lack of remorse, callousness, poor behavioral controls, impulsiveness, irresponsibility, denial, failure to accept responsibility for one's own actions and so forth. this is the checklist for the hare test, they also take into account promiscuity).
To him his exes are his possessions.

ChicksyBurtVonnugget · 10/12/2013 16:02

I really want the therapist to turn around and tell him he has psychopathic tendencies and the way he behaves is under no circumstances 'normal'. Imagine what that would do to his little bubble where he validates everything he does as perfectly fine. I'm sure he would just carry on, but I really want to see him told

BlatantTheRedheadedReindeer · 10/12/2013 19:43

He would probably just completely dismiss her "she doesn't know what she's talking about! She probably just wants to shag me herself!"

ThunderbumsMum · 10/12/2013 19:49

Yes blatant

'Obviously, that's ridiculous...' Then he would start going on about how he could shag her any time he wanted.

Twinklestein · 10/12/2013 21:28

I'm glad someone else saw the Victoria-Prof Green row on twitter Blush

It was -> Xmas Shock

She is a genuinely, thoroughly awful person.

PeanutPatty · 10/12/2013 21:32

I felt physically sick when PilsburyBois said that about Vita. Who does he think he is? Vile creature. He deserves to be lonely.

HighBrows · 12/12/2013 12:47

The level of lunacy by most of them is frankly quite scary.

I'm getting more and more uncomfortable watching as the weeks go by. A lot of them are simply awful people with no redeeming qualities.

ScandinavianPrincess · 14/12/2013 21:36

Do you think Caggie's back soon?

ThunderbumsMum · 14/12/2013 21:40

Is Caggie coming back?

Slothful · 14/12/2013 23:40

I'd like her to come back and go off with Andy, purely to see Spencer's face. Getting really bored with a lot of it now though.

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sparklysilversequins · 16/12/2013 23:37

I think Alex is going to dump Binky Sad.

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ThunderbumsMum · 16/12/2013 23:52

Yes, it certainly looks like it's not going to work out. She is a bit full on though, I think. Binky's face when Alex was talking about not being in love was really cringey. She kept smiling, like she thought he was suddenly going to say '...until I met you'. Then at some point towards the end she realised he wasn't and got a bit shitty with him.

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sparklysilversequins · 17/12/2013 00:31

Yes, I agree she's being quite heavy with him. It's all going wrong!

Glad Spencer got DUMPED Grin.

Next week looks cracking with Victoria and her teeny little mate mincing onto the ice.

I love Lucy she has a come back to everything, I wish I was as sharp as her in arguments.

I don't believe Biscuits loved Lucy at all, he was cavorting with random blondes in Miami only a couple of weeks ago.

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ThunderbumsMum · 17/12/2013 00:41

Oh gosh no, Biscuits is like a toddler; he only wants something when you tell him he can't have it. He is Spencer lite.

Daisy Buchanan has moved her MiC reviews from Sabotage Times to the Mirror. It is lazy though, she gets details wrong a lot, which is irritating. In last week's she was slightly mocking Vita for having 2 names, Vita and Natalia. It's not a massive stretch of the mind to figure out that Vita is more likely to be short for Vitalia than Natalia, surely?

Daisy Buchanan MiC review

slalomsuki · 17/12/2013 13:48

Bit boring last night but good to see Spencer isolated and alone. Jamie is a bit dull, I think I would ignore him and possible report him for stalking if he did all that to me.

Alex is great and reasonable until he had that set up conversation with Binky. Feel sorry for her even though its set up.

AlwaysOneMissing · 17/12/2013 14:38

Just loved Spencer's face when the psychotherapist pondered what Vitalia might be feeling about the situation...
You could see him thinking "A woman? Feelings? How is that relevant?!"

Brilliant that vita dumped him, that must be a first.

PeanutPatty · 17/12/2013 14:49

MrPatty was forced to watch MIC last night and he was laughing at how absolutely twisted Spencer is. This was after the Spencer and Andy chat at the gig.

Couldn't help laughing at how ridiculous they all looked style wise at the gig!

Alex is surely going to dump Binky which is a shame. The more I see him the less attractive I think he is.

The Biscuits and Lucy situ is toy set up and ridiculous. Really really unbelievable.

Looking forward to Skeletor and Lucy hand bags at dawn kick off.

ChaffinchOfDoom · 17/12/2013 16:21

best moment - when Vita told Spenny she'd be friends..but with none of the benefits. She redeemed herself! huzzah! and Andy won through decency and moral courage.
Andy was horrified she'd been boffing spencer whilst seeing him - he'll have to amble down to the STD clinic now.

Lucy Vs Skeletor looks tasty indeed.
Sophie looking more and more like an evil mouse at Skeletor's side.

Biscuits is beneath everyone's contempt. loved Proudlock's disbelief at his being naked in Lucy's flat.

BlatantTheRedheadedReindeer · 18/12/2013 21:12

I don't usually like this reporter because he does nothing but complain but his reviews of Made In Chelsea, and in particular his opinion of Spencer, do make me laugh.

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sparklysilversequins · 18/12/2013 23:58

That review is actually brilliant. I especially liked Vitalia being a cross between Louise, Lucy and Milly, she so does look like that Grin.

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