Heads Up! Made in Chelsea back tomorrow.

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Will Spencer be an aggressive chunky monkey or a spiteful skinny Minnie? His weight seems to alternate between the two each series.
Will Tiny Tears and Andy Pandy still be together?
Will Biscuits have gained any self awareness whatsoever?
Proudlock, will he be nice Proudlock or Girlfriend Stealing Proudlock this series?
Will the interchangeable Phoebe and her two horrible blonde friends still be bitching at the dumped Lucy Watson?
Sadly Millie has ridden off into the sunset with Prof Green .

Tomorrow on E4 at 10!

Was it Liam from 1D Louise "hooked up with" And is talking about?

MIC compulsory greeting:-

"Hellohowareyou?YoulookFABUUUULOUSSSDarling!"

I think I might start doing that in RL whenever I see one of my mates in Asda .

Don't forget the double kiss.

Someone please introduce these young women to feminism. Jeez.

At that awful garment Phoebe is wearing at Rosie's jewellery party. Sometimes I think she wears some of the clothes she does for a bet!

Is it just me, or does Phoebe look like a younger, sulkier version of Katie Hopkins?

Some of them are so posh, I cannot understand what they're saying. I've started watching it with subtitles on!

Also Cheska and her boobs, obviously Ollie was the one not letting her out the house looking like that.

Andy and Stevie are hilarious, I think they're two geeks who some how got a bit lucky in the life department. Watching Andy explain to Lucy who that girl was made me laugh so much.

Why won't Cheska wear a bra? Does she not realise how awful it looks?

That's it! Spencer is going to sleep with Louise again!

Oh Andy you Double Standard PIG! I really don't like you now after you shamed Louise like that .

deepfriedsage according to some other Internet sites, it was Niall from 1D.....no idea if it's true or not, but that's the rumour!

There was a story in the papers at the time that Niall had spent the night with Louise: Link

And now it appears she's sleepwalking back into Spencer's bed.

Dear God, this is borderline too train-wreck to be enjoyable.

I was very uncomfortable last night watching, it was a very exploitive episode. Louise, Spencer, Andy triangle is hard to watch. Lucy and Binky almost fell out, Binky has so much integrity and class. Jamie is awful, I'd be ashamed if my kids behaved like him.

I wish there wasn't so much awful Shit and it was a funnier show, like Steve being taught go tide a bike by Francis. Mark Francis being affected, that's funny but the rest is very exploitive and it makes me uncomfortable.

Phoebeis beyond awful, I'd hate to have been responsible for rearing her.

The Therapist is quite strange. She reads him well but comes across badly on TV. Yes of course Spencer, it's down to the girls being 'scorned' !!

I'm definitely starting to feel that Louise has a little problem with some kind of recreational problems, bit Andy is such an idiot for falling for Spencer's games!

Good on Lucy for telling Andy he's being two faced when he's been sleeping around too!

louise shouldn't have pushed that girl off the chair though!!
think lego hair is going to break Binkie's heart
Binkie and cheska confiding again.. Lucy was a bit close to the edge with the alex comments, but they are all v incestuous.
I want to drink port with Binlie's mum

I agree ref uncomfortable

its soooo emotionally abusive and bullying!

TT is EA to Andy
Spencer is EA to fucking everyone

I loved binky last night!

I felt quite blue after watching this morning! It is my guilty pleasure and normally enjoyable but I just found it so dismal how smug old Fatty Arbuckle managed to manipulate Andy and Louise. Also, why on earth is Lucy texting him? They all seem to need validation from him. I hate his face. They're all too posh and polite to just smack him in the face. I am sure in many other social circles he would have been wallopped by now.
On a brighter note, loved Mummy Felstead's swoony cottage. She seems like a nice Mum. I liked how she said it what Lucy was doing was 'tough' for Binky, rather than just slating her.
I think Lego hair man likes Binks a lot. Loved it when he was picking the pink teapot up. I thought he was trying to appear a bit blase to Biscuits, when he actually really likes her. She is a catch after all.
What the f was icy Eyes wearing? Really weird. She really is channelling her inner Sable Colby isn't she?
I actually like the psychologist. She doesn't say much, I think she is gently trying to steer Spenny to the realisation that he is a massive c*.

Rather enjoyed Louise demanding her pullover back and then
pushing that girl off the chair.!!

Giving free rein to her inner-Essex girl !!

If only she'd do the same to Spenny!

I did too foxymoon. The girls got game . She should have pushed Andy off though.

I absolutely despise this total belief that Andy many men have that what they do is fine but if women do it, it's slutty and unforgivable. I was grinding my teeth watching it last night. I love Lucy for calling him on it too.

I just think that Spencer is relentless in pushing people's boundaries, he just just keeps going till he has emotionally bullied everyone into submission. They all say he is funny in RL, maybe that's it? He reminds me so much of my ex in seeming to believe that an expensive meal and a cheeky grin will get him out of everything matter how horrendous.

AndyPandy giving TT clothes away and telling LucyInTheSky about it, he did that to wind TT up, as he says he had no heart anymore.

I hope Binky doesn't get her heart broken.

I think LucyInTheSky was genuinely upset she hurt Binky.

I missed Cheska'sChestMalfunction, what happened there?

Hope you don't mind me joining late in the game but is that arse hole Spencer going to sleep with Louise just to fuck her up a bit more in revenge for talking to the American girl?!?
That is horribly calculating and controlling and all very sinister. I hope that psychologist/psychiatrist tells him that he is a total shit.