Heads Up! Made in Chelsea back tomorrow.

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Will Spencer be an aggressive chunky monkey or a spiteful skinny Minnie? His weight seems to alternate between the two each series.
Will Tiny Tears and Andy Pandy still be together?
Will Biscuits have gained any self awareness whatsoever?
Proudlock, will he be nice Proudlock or Girlfriend Stealing Proudlock this series?
Will the interchangeable Phoebe and her two horrible blonde friends still be bitching at the dumped Lucy Watson?
Sadly Millie has ridden off into the sunset with Prof Green .

Tomorrow on E4 at 10!

ha ha spenny has a blog

www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2478964/Dont-swimming-girl-youve-chunked-Spencer-Matthews-reveals-dos-donts-dates.html

love the comments underneath, "sociopath" and "patrick bateman" are the best

Haha I kind of love that it's mostly about his weight and clothes.

Cheska is normal looking but she's not normal acting...

I think Spenny is becoming a characture of himself, I am off to check out his blog.

Haha, that blog is very Patrick Bateman esque. I am fairly surprised that mail readers have even heard of Bret Easton Ellis though

I read DM and I am well clever

its trash, inbetween the Vienna Psychoanalytic Society meetings i chair

Spencer is the type that would see those comments about him being a sex addict, sociopath etc as great... He's just awful, in fact most of the lads are just awful.

I'm disappointed that Binky didn't just walk out when Alex revealed he'd lied to Fran about the 'date'.

Imagine if one of them got a sexually transmitted infection they'd all have it within a week

I've just read his blog... he is a dick, a complete and utter dick, vacuous, vapid and odious.

He's the piggiest man ever. When he pulled that innocent, blank face at Steph when she confronted him about staying out all night .

Lets face it though he's very watchable. It wouldn't be half as much fun without him.

Isn't spephanie all over now? I was sure I read she's left London?

Why would anyone take romantic advice from Jamie?
Why did Stephanie thinks that living with spencer would stop him from shagging around?
Why is Lucy Phoebe's "nemesis"? Isn't there one of the blondes missing?
You could almost see Francis mentally facepalm at the stupidity of Biscuits.
I love the BadTV blog on MIC.

agree sparkly, he and TT add the "salt" to an otherwise potentially bland soup

although lucy and phoebe are doing their bit too!!

remember the dull threesome with olly,cheska and binky? and the painful demise of their friendship

if I were Fran I would LEAVE MIC, she risks turning into dissed cheska

I'm so confused..
What happened to Tara?
Don't any of them have jobs?
Where's the 3rd girl that was with Phoebe & Fran?
I'm loving Lucy more & more.

Tara must've seen the light and dumped biscuits.
I think Francis has a "proper" job. All the others seem to have jobs that they can drop to go on holidays.
Spencer City trader?
Proudlock Tshirt designer
Jamie Is candy kittens still on the go?
Rosie wasn't she an intern in a mag? and has a blog?
Phoebe i think was also doing something fashiony (i might be confused with the other two blondes though)
Mark Francis does he not run an uber posh magazine?
Not quite sure about the others. I think Stevie works in the city with spence but aren't really sure about how i know that IYKWIM.

qazxc, I'm impressed.
I've just remembered Louise was doing a geography degree. Wonder if she passed when she was permanently on holiday.
I don't get Mark Francis, I don't think he & Victoria even like the others.

i like lucy! i didn't when she first joined but she's a real grower!

Afaik Spencer packed in his brokers job, but Andy & Stevie work...

Apparently a full frontal nekkid pic of Spenny has gone viral. (Not tempted to look...)

she did pass eastwick. there was a party with a very out of place mark francis who if recall rightly congratulated her on now being able to read a map.

I think she passed after re-sits though

I think Splouise will get back together and they'll end up having one of those weird relationships where he shags everyone else and she turns a blind eye. Then in his late fifties he'll develop a heart condition or diabetes or something, brought about by his excessive lifestyle. TT will nurse and take care of him feeling secretly delighted that finally he's all hers.

or TT will get pregnant

All this shagging of each other and not a whiff of a preg scare...

the 3rd missing blonde was Olivia, Fran's older sister
Boulle owns a whole empire, and has written a book , Olly wrote a book about sex
hehehe at Fran being the next Cheska

I could imagine TT nursing Spencer, changing dressing on his sores and acting like his guide dog due to virulent bout of syphillis.

Thankful the viral naked Spenny picture missed my newsfeed.

qazxc, surely he'll be on his 6th wife by then who will be younger than his children. And probably still cheating.

But will he always have his Baldrick (biscuits)?