X FACTOR- 5/6th October- The Judges' Houses rounds!

[Raahh]

So- we are already at the judges' houses bit- which seems to have come around very quickly. It's also not as much fun without all the agonising over who goes into which category/who mentors who bit, which was a bit glossed over.

Tonight (Saturday)it's 'The Overs' and The Boys

Here are the song choices-

OVERS

The overs perform for mentor Sharon and guest judge Robbie Williams in LA

SAM BAILEY – I Have Nothing – Whitney Houston
LORNA SIMPSON – If I Were a Boy – Beyonce.
SHELLEY SMITH – Girl on Fire – Alicia Keys.
ZOE DEVLIN – Fix You – Coldplay.
ANDREA MAGEE – High and Dry – Radiohead.
JOSEPH WHELAN- I’ll Stand by You – The Pretenders

BOYS

The boys perform for mentor Louis and guest judges Westlife’s Shane Filan, All Saints’ Nicole Appleton and the Sinitta in San Tropez

LUKE FRIEND- Cannonball – Damien Rice
SAM CALLAHAN- We are Young – FUN.
PAUL AKISTER – Last Request – Paulo Nutini.
GILES POTTER – You’re Beautiful – James Blunt.
RYAN MATHIE – Just Give me a Reason – Pink.
NICHOLAS MCDONALD- If You’re Not the One – Daniel Beddingfield.

Louis, bless him seems to have roped in everyone he has ever met. And has ventured out of Ireland!

And why is Robbie helping Shazza, not Bazza?

Giles is a gonna- he's singing the X Factor song of Doom. No-one who has ever sung it has done well.

And Whitney Bloody Houston. Just, why?????

I have pizza and wine.

Where else did he have 'em?

The temptation to push them off the roof must be huge

In a West Country SCANDAL - both The Only Bombscare in the Village and the crusty boy with the hair are from Teignmouth, though I think she lives in Exeter now. So that should make the Triumphant Return awkward

Raah, can we have a new thread for tomorrow? This takes ages to load for me now.

He had 'em ALL THE PLACES, Bof.

Until tomorrow then.

Off to watch Keith Lemon. I swear if fecking Sinitta's house is on there tonight..........

It's all a bit sick isn't it? Obviously the reject's family must know beforehand and they have to sit there acting it out .

I loved TTKH t'other week, and I usually LOATHE Lemon.
Cos Wogan was on, innit. Love Sir Tel.

BOF- i think we need one.

Nanfucker didn't even know his reception committee, did he? Hilarious. And probably our fault .

Is that Olly Fucking Murs on the roof with Barlow???

YY, Olly Murs. We've already had Leona as a judge. Eventually the whole programme will disappear up its own arse and POOF, disappear entirely.

So long as its not Sinitta Pete.

Boff - and the fairy cakes. And the banners all in the same writing.
Twas BRILL

When Louis announced Sinitta I thought it was a joke..

NEW FRED FOR TOMORROW

or tonight, whatever

Yes but Simon needed to get her off the boat so he could impregnate Lauren see?

Nanfucker's homecoming, chortle chortle...

I thought Simon was gay so this pregnancy/ Sinitta stalker storyline has really messed with my head.

TSSDNCOP Just what the fuck is up with that Simon Cowell love boat? Need a separate thread for that one

Well done Raahh ont' new thread

The thing is we've all been bamboozled by the SC cult of slebrity that its been okey dokey for a single dude with an unnaturally high waistline to bob about the Med on a boat with a load of ex beards girlfriends.

There's a lot wrong with that picture when you really look at it. Sinitta is clearly unravelling in a terrible way. This "fabulous life" can't possibly have been good, it just can't.

I reckon the whole things about to get blown wide open after Tom Bower being bought off when the SC boreathon autobiography was published, and none of it will be good for SC, particularly in the US.