Hold on, dueling it's not long now.
I was idly looking up something on Michael C Hall's illness and the report, which was supposed to be about cancer, not the show, had the all time worst spoiler I've ever read. It was the Trinity series which had just started.
I wanted to hunt that person down and have them wake up in a plastic-lined room with me cleaning my nails with a big knife. I still might.
It was even worse than when someone actually sought me out to tell me what happened to a key character in the Wire, and then when I was really cross, said: 'Oh, didn't you want to know? I thought you liked the show.'
Not that I'm saying you'd do that. I'm just still scarred 