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Wtaf is going on with eastenders??

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Bakingnovice · 24/08/2013 21:30

I know it's been shit for ages but its just dire atm. I'm a bit behind and stopped watching when bunhead Lauren was getting drunk. Switched back on and she's back from rehab. Was her rehab in the Maldives? I'm sick to the back teeth of her and joey. What a mockery they've made of teen drinking showing her recovered. She's a terrible actress.

Lucy is weird and for an eastender she's got a v posh accent. As has bobby. And Dennis. And Sharon.

And I really don't like how every victim of sexual abuse is portrayed as promiscuous. In one episode we see Kat dragging a guy into an alley for a quickie and Whitney getting into a car with strange men. Not every child victim is like kat and bloody Whitney. Utter tosh. I need another long break from it. I only came back to it cos corrie is terrible these days.

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RedPencils · 27/12/2013 17:48

I've just caught up on the Xmas episodes and now I fancy Danny Dyer. And he's a knobber so I'm not happy.

Chipstick10 · 27/12/2013 20:13

Oh gawd I can't stand Dyer. He's horrific and I am feeling violent tendencies everytime shirls silly sister in her silly hats opens her gob.

RedPencils · 27/12/2013 21:03

I didn't need to see quite so much of his hairy arse.
The stupid sister is very annoying.

cantheyseeme · 27/12/2013 21:25

Ooh i like him in it lol
wtf is phil doing with princess sharon borrrk!!

YoureBeingASillyBilly · 27/12/2013 22:09

Dyer is like a stubbly 4 year old. You can almost see the cogs working in his brain as he's talking. Same as joey branning. EE get some decent actors!

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Bakingnovice · 27/12/2013 22:28

Danny Dying is terrible. Good grief.

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YoureBeingASillyBilly · 27/12/2013 22:30

Is sharon pregnant in RL?

And does she have to say "ah cood ya?" In every episode? Grin

BlatantTheRedheadedReindeer · 27/12/2013 22:49

Oh gawd I can't stand Dyer. He's horrific and I am feeling violent tendencies everytime shirls silly sister in her silly hats opens her gob.

^ THAT! Also, they've sacked Tracy Hmm did you know, she's been in Eastenders since 1985.

YoureBeingASillyBilly · 27/12/2013 22:51

1985?! Shock thats longer than i've been alive! Grin

Blondeshavemorefun · 27/12/2013 22:59

I've watched every episode since it has been on

Was 11 when began and my mum hated me watching it

Almost forgot about Sharon - where was she and girly looking den?

Tho tbh glad she wasn't in it at Xmas :)

cantheyseeme · 27/12/2013 23:55

Where was annoying child denny when her and phil were dtd in the middle of the day?
Dont think shes pregnant just a bit round? And she dresses so bad! I cannot stand her although in rl she is 10000% lovely.

MissBattleaxe · 28/12/2013 00:01

Maybe Phil got Shirley to babysit Denny so he could boff Miss Piggy? shudder

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Bakingnovice · 28/12/2013 16:59

Poor Tracy. She was there on Boxing Day.

Anyway, Danny dyers Botox in the forehead is v off putting. I can't bear to see another one of his poker face glares. Don't think I will be watching EE until he's gone. Can't believe I'm writing this but I kind of miss Derek and joey now.

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IslaMann · 28/12/2013 19:42

Can I just ask...does anyone know what happened to Albert, Roxy's boxer dog? Did he have an exit storyline or is he upstairs babysitting all the various children while their parents are in the Vic?

YetAnotherFucker · 28/12/2013 20:11

I'm sure it takes more to buy a pub than turning up with a bag of money and collecting the keys. All the house sales seem to happen overnight as well. In real life they'd still be waiting for the Solicitors to actually do something 6 months later

RedPencils · 28/12/2013 20:16

Yy to the big bag of money.
And how did he manage to get the council to issue him with a licence to sell alcohol on Boxing Day?

I forgotten about Roxys dog. The scriptwriter have too.

Chipstick10 · 28/12/2013 20:32

The bird who plays beardy nobs wife was the little girl in itv's dreadful sit com "The Upper Hand"

RedPencils · 28/12/2013 21:09

Oh yes. I knew I'd seen her before. That'll be why I couldn't work out she's old enough to have a son in the army. I was remembering her as a 9 year old.

Blondeshavemorefun · 28/12/2013 21:38

Would be funny of Shirley was bs Denny while phil was shagging shazza

Where was kat and Alfies son while they were in the cafe as childminders/nursery Would be shut as bank holiday

cantheyseeme · 28/12/2013 21:41

They all tend to forget about kids and dogs and responsibility when it suits Smile
Im actually looking forward to sonja coming back.

BlatantTheRedheadedReindeer · 29/12/2013 00:37

I'd totally forgotten about Roxy's dog. I expect he went to join Franks mum on the farm Grin

BlatantTheRedheadedReindeer · 29/12/2013 00:41

Ok I googled it (I know, I know, how sad) and this was the answer:

Actually he is the only dog who genuinely had an exit storyline.
He actually ran off, I remember Roxy and Christian making posters for him. So although he vanished at least he had a reason behind it.

BlatantTheRedheadedReindeer · 29/12/2013 00:42

Blame the insomnia...

YoureBeingASillyBilly · 29/12/2013 00:55

Well'ard had an exit story didnt he? Didnt he die of illness or get knocked down or something?