GBBO starts tomorrow!

[Forgetfulmog]

Very excited!

Paul Hollywood does piss me off tbh, but I love seeing all the cakes & stuff. Will probably have to make something to eat whilst watching it though...

We're all impressed with the striped chocolate tubes here.

Squirrels?

I want the temperature spatula thing... that looks amazing

Fuck tempering though - mind you, took me three attempts to melt chocolate without it doing that horrible stiff thing - forgotten the technical term!

season two had a wanking squirrel which often appeared between shots

A wanking squirrel cake

This is getting quite bizarre!
Who mentioned the squirrel?

Yay! Wanking squirrels.

you can buy the spatula from lakeland it's designed for jam

With unfeasibly large testicles

silver bear then cut to Paul

It wasn't wanking, it was just very well endowed.

You can get thermometer spatulas from Lakeland.

Sellotape??

Arf!

Some of those cakes look amazing. I'm sure the standard must get higher each year.

Actually I think the cakes don't look as nice as in the other seasons.

Ruby's fluffy cardigan must be moulting into the cakes. Must be.

I'm not saying I could do any better (I really couldn't) but blimey some of these cakes don't look that great!

They have lost any sense of proportion!

Some of those are

Ali looks like Lewis Hamilton.

Salt guy to go surely...before he grates his hands off

We need taste-o-vision.

See, I just want nice cake.
No wanking squirrels, no Shard impersonations, no roses.
Just a cake.

I love Toby. he is so going home which is a shame