Seriously, does not one of you watch TOWIE?

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I need to chat about it, there are no threads which I can find.

Loads of you watch Made in Chelsea so you aren't above any of this crap.

Anyone?

Oh yes that club guy Jamie, never came back did he, like those twin guys that appeared one series.

Ha ha at Marion instead of Mario. Marion is not well at the moment is he, think he should stay away from TOWIE if he is suicidal and the producers should make that decision for him if he can't for himself.

I'm sure his mum could do it, she does everything else for him.

Mario does seem to pressing the self destruct button and is trying to drag as many other people down with him as he can. His whole face looks different, all bitter and twisted.

He has to have his mum there now or he'd have nobody left to film scenes with, he's billy no mates.

I love it as well. It is my guilty pleasure.

I LOATHE Arg. He was so vile to Lydia. And his ghastly face when he laughs. God!

I don't like Billie and Sam either with their sly faces. Billie seems so gormless.

I like Chloe and Gemma. Gemma's turns of phrase make me laugh. Last series when Arg got into trouble because he was stirring with Billie and Cara and she screeched at him 'fucking rah (row) is abaht YOU' made me and dd roar with laughter.

Ricky is horrible, he has shifty eyes and gawd knows why Jessica is with him. I also can't bear Mario, but like Lucy, bless her.

My aunt lives in Chigwell and sees Mark Wright's parents in the local pub a lot, she has also seen Gemma, Joey, Arg and other characters.

One of my favourite characters is Lydia's mum.

Mario used to be good looking I think, now he looks like an ugly brute.

Well they do say that you eventually get the face you deserve.

He seems to be a complete mummy's boy.

He looks like a sweaty weasel now.

Debbie was great wasn't she, loved how she would put Arg in his place.

Arg was alright as Marks sidekick, when Mark left he seemed to think he was the new star of the show and has got more unbearable each series. Can't blame Lydia for leaving.

Arg was punching well above his weight with Lydia and he knows it too, that's why he is so unpleasant to the women that come after ie Gemma.

Debbie walks her dogs round Buckhust Hill. Never without sunglasses! I know someone who knows Joey, and apparently he is that stupid...

Let's face it the best cast member is Lucy's little snappy white dog

At least it can show its emotions, my god I was embarrassed for poor Chloe trying to cry but not being able to scrunch her face up!

That dog is so funny. One minute it was being cuddled perfectly happily by Jess, the next snapping at her with zero provocation.

I'd have sent the fluffy white one back to Mario and kept Bentley, I don't think all his random girls would be so keen to snuggle up for twitter photos with her she'd bite their faces off. So cute but so snappy.

I love that angry little dog it was probably confused by Jess and her horrendous make up!

I'd love to know what Lucy's mum makes of it all.

I like ricky and Charlie

I don't like Jasmin, her bff or her brother.

Had to join in. Love both shows but am fascinated how quickly things descend into a slanging match in TOWIE whereas is MiC they talk very aggressively but quietly! Is it a class thing?! I really liked Charlie this week and found Fearne really attention seeking and manipulative. Charlie should dump her, she seems much nicer than him. I like Lucy, Jess and most of the girls TBH. Abi and Diags are cute together. I find the men very weak and vain- surprise! Joey is a sweet boy; I think I heard that he does actually have learning difficulties: can anyone confirm this?

**he seems much nicer than her! Oops.

I still need to watch last nights so marking place for now.

I thought Lucy wasn't close to her mum either. I feel dead sorry for her; she seems lost. She is young and stunning so I won't feel too bad for her!

No never, not even for a second whilst channel hopping.

i do

i love Diags.

where's Mick gone. i love him tho he was a bit mean to his son at times.

Mick left because the hotties from his club, were being spoken badly about by other cast members. I am glad that Danny has left also, didn't like the way they both ganged up no Gemma.

I do not understand why Lauren Pope is still in it.

I love towie. Have watched ever since started saddo that I am

What I don't get is that everyone seems to be unfaithful and all snog/ sleep with each others boyfriends when spilt up

JOEY. Thick as pigshit
Gemma getting fatter but loves arg
Arg loves his self and act like a pillock and all giggly
Sam like her and her sister
Chloe amazed she has a JOb and is mouthy
Pope not sure why is there
Mario slimy
Lucy lovely but a mug for months with mario
Dan more then meets the eye
Ricky grovelling
Jess mad for forgiving Ricky after all she saw her brother do with Lauren
Diags sweet
Jasmine silly
Her friend fairly ok
Little CHRIS a stirrer
Ferne puts up with a lot from boyfriend
Boyfriend a pillock and doesn't support ferne
Bobbie very
Bobbies sidekick - def gay

Who have I forgotten?

So many parties and weird all parents attend everything

But gawd I love it

I love it. Its my guilty pleasure along with Made in Chelsea.
I don't know why I like it - it is pure trash and they are all like wooden puppets. Maybe it brings out the voyeur in me!!
I have a very inappropriate crush on Tom Pearce - he has beautiful eyes (but young enough to be my son
My favourites are Gemma and Bobby - they seem more natural and straight talking than the others and Lucy is beautiful. I can't bear Jasmine or Abby - they are so thick and shallow.
Every series I say I'm over it but get hooked in again.

I love Gemma and Arg, can't stand Chloe or Jess.
I miss the good old days of mark/lauren how good was series 1 and 2 its good now it was fab before