Rubbish/bizarre telly-watching confessional time

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I'll start with UK Border Force and the Australian Customs version. I just cannot get enough of people trying to smuggle dodgy beef in their suitcases into Melbourne for no apparent reason, or illegal waiters denying all knowledge of their birthdays.

And on days off I can't miss Homes Under The Hammer, mainly for the inspired way they manage to find music to match anything that anyone says. Someone will paint a wall purple, and they'll play Purple Rain - it's genius.

Has anyone sunk lower?

In the early newborn days I watched loads of pregnancy/labour ones including:

Midwives - filmed in my hometown and featuring my midwife and health visitor

I didn't know I was pregnant - featuring really shit reenactments of women "unexpectedly" going into labour

Secretly pregnant - loads of adult women too scared to tell their parents they were pregnant til about 8 months

I've now started watching fashion police and loads of other shite on E!

DP watches storage wars, I make him watch it without me now as the incredibly thick couple really irritate me.

So much crap telly, so little time.

I need to rediscover something I saw recently about Amish youth abandoning their faith and going wild in the city - that was quality crap.

Ooh i did see 'Pregnant and didn't know it' or something. Complete with reconstructions.

Duck dystanty is about a family of rednecks that are rich the dad (phil) made duck calls pantented it. Their are 3 bros phils sons all married the middle brother is ceo of the company you have phils wife miss may and phils brother si or uncle si who is a vitenam vet.

You follow their adventures (frog hunting in the dark on a golf course anyone) my dp watches it we have it on seris link

We watch storeage wars shipping wars ( where peple bid to take shippments to other places very funny) dp also watchs all the cops stuff and even moonshinners

Used to watch deadleist catch but its a bit crap now

Ultimate soldier challage mythbusters preppers uk are also on dps like list

Duck Dynasties sounds epic!
Catfish is on MTV, the one with Jersey Shore on. Not that I have ever watched Jersey shore off course

Cake Boss! Shouty sisters, fat bakers, big cakes what's not to love?

Oh, thought of another one! Billy the Exterminator I don't think it's on at the mo though. It is utterly brilliant. Catch it if you can!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_the_Exterminator

Duck dystanty is on seris 3 now if you can get to watch all of them you will howl with laughter. They even have a bloke called mountain man as nobody knows his name and they put subtitles on as nobody understands him and yes they all loik like zz top

Also we watch man v food diners drives in and dives i even have trues movies films recorded plus you cant beat a fab syfy made for tv film sharkapus anyone plus i watch jail, how its made, food factory,

Oh god jazz yep watched that love his hat !!

Yay other duck dynasty fans

It's hard to get across quite how nuts and hilarious it is

Gibber Tis funny my fav is uncle si

Only me likes Bargain Hunt and Antiques Road Trip?

Ah I knew if I looked hard enough on MN I would find at least one other Duck Dynasty fan.
It is my absolute favourite programme at the moment. I love uncle Si, he is a legend, so funny!

I watch this along with:
Storage Wars
Pawn Stars
Swamp People
Hardcore Pawn
Mudcats

Don't like any crap in the attic shows curlew. Sorry.

Yy to hardcore pawn having re read my posts i must stress we do have a life honest but sometimes we love a veg out and definlty get ours moneys worth from sky

Storage Wars (the original - the Texas version is shite)
Pawn Stars
American Restoration
Ax Men
Mountain Men

I'm addicted to America's Next Top Model. I even perservere with the UK version despite Elle McPherson making me want to chew my own face off.

Homes under the Hammer is brill, so is The Barefoot Contessa

Yes, Sparkling, how could I forget Repo its fab, a laugh a minute, real no-BS characters out-on-the-road, your DH has got gt taste! p,s, you should try taping Millionaire Matchmaker, its pretty good. Sunday bonnet TV made me laugh. I honestly have no idea what they are talking about. Or why.

bonnet Sunday night drama, I mean.

I looove Hoarders. It makes me feel so normal.

I love watching Holmes Inspection. It's a Canadian show where Mike Holmes goes into houses that have mostly had an incompetent home inspection (survey), and finds loads of problems that weren't spotted ? usually some obvious scary electrics. There's usually structural issues, so they can do the knocking down and rebuilding of interior walls; and plumbing issues, so they can show us the sewer-cam. Most of the home owners have been ripped off by inspectors or incompetent builders, but Mike Holmes and his crew go in, tear out a whole load of stuff, and make it all better. Occasionally they bleep out what Mike says, but I don't know whether that's for the benefit of UK viewers or Canadians.

It's a bit like DIY-SOS, without the silliness, but with a lot more information. I probably know more about Canadian building codes than I do of English ones.

Alcibiades It also has much fitter men then DIY-SOS .

I'm enjoying the Greggs programme even though it is utterly pointless and largely seems to consist of lorries getting lost or stuck. And "I'm mad, me" characters. Have you ever seen a blue smartie on a Greggs cupcake? No? That's because the shop staff spend the day eating them, and this programme is the result.