Resident Evil 5 - what a pile of steaming shite!

[PacificDogwood]

I am not sure why I am wasting valuable life time on this.
Good visuals.
I am quite fond of the premise.
But. OMG.
The plot. The acting. The ludicrousness.

Not sure why I am posting.
Clearly looking for validation of my annoyance

They've never been great but I doubt they will ever stop the franchise!

Oh, look, a response [pathetically grateful]

DH and I agree that we are perfectly prepared to suspend our disbelief and are happy to watch shit, but it has to be good shit and not just shit shit IYSWIM.

The franchise is as undead as their undead IMO...

Oh I agree, not shit shit. Take the 'Underworld' films, they do all merge into one but it's ok.

I'd like to think it's dead but there's a Fast and furious 6 fgs. Where else did that story have to go?! And how many Saw films are there? Loads!
Mark my words, Milla will be milking that cash-cow for years to come!

Those are all fine examples of franchises going that step Too Far.

And Mila looks good in shiny latex