The Voice-1/6/13 It's a KNOCKOUT! Tonight at 8.30pm...

[Raahh]

tomorrow at 7.15pm

The teams have to be whittled down from 7 to 3,in knockout rounds. Unlike the show of the same name, there will be no playing of jokers, or wearing of over-sized wacky costumes.

You can already imagine the fake angst from Jessie J.

And apparently, the quarter final, first live show is on FRIDAY, because they don't want to clash with the BGT final on Saturday. Yep-bet Cowell was quaking in his boots at the thought of that ratings battle.

And I've discovered the Voice final is on the 22nd. I will be OUT. I NEVER go out

Fat fingered bloke was the best of those 3.
Thats damning him with faint praise.

HAve we ascertained whether Alice is wearing a Wrap Dress?
Is the weightlifting belt hiding the wrappy bit, to out-fox us?

Is Jamie Fat Elvis?

Thank god he didn't do the full monty!

fuck me- there's some arse on that stage!

DanDan has had a haircut. Wee pet.

Diplomatic Danny, subtext "was shit"

Pmsl at the arse comments

I dunno Bof. We may have called him something different before, but that's who I meant.

The weightlifting belt is keeping her lungs in, Hazel. There's clearly been major damage, going by that whistling and wheezing.

Alice is Leanne, isn't she?
Welsh Leanne.

Has anyone commented on Holly's dress yet?

Nananananananananana batman!

Who the fuck styles the contestants?. It's worse than X Factor.

Tell Alice, biting her lip isn't attractive.

What? She was cack.

Surprise

Rolling eyes Jamie has eaten Kunt from The Apprentice.

Alice, alice, who the fuck is alice

Jamie will be waiting stage door for Alys. Watch yer back love

PLEASE SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT THE RULES ARE? I am all at sea.

How many knockout stages has this programme got? I don't know what's going on this week.

Yeah yeah Tom is acting gutted but it's what he wanted all along

Arf at Holly doing 'and this is whadya coulda won' then desperately trying to make going through sound attractive 'and you get to keep going with Sir Tom! ! !!!!'

S'Toma is really thinking 'Who the fuck is Alice'?

I have NO idea what is going on.

coco