The Voice-1/6/13 It's a KNOCKOUT! Tonight at 8.30pm...

[Raahh]

tomorrow at 7.15pm

The teams have to be whittled down from 7 to 3,in knockout rounds. Unlike the show of the same name, there will be no playing of jokers, or wearing of over-sized wacky costumes.

You can already imagine the fake angst from Jessie J.

And apparently, the quarter final, first live show is on FRIDAY, because they don't want to clash with the BGT final on Saturday. Yep-bet Cowell was quaking in his boots at the thought of that ratings battle.

And I've discovered the Voice final is on the 22nd. I will be OUT. I NEVER go out

Jeez size of her arse in that dress

Wowsers.

Flat. And dress may have been a mistake.

Jaysis, she's lost it

Oh dear, not good

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Even Tom thought it was shit

Eeeek. Painful.

Alice looks like she's just driven over a surprisingly high speed bump. Is that meant to express displeasure at her colleagues' singing, do we think?

I'm starting to get why Jamie is dissing her.

Ooft, found you!

Flat voice not flat arse. Warming to my theme here.

Right- is itworth watching the first 10 minutes?

Oh, beg yours. Alys.
Why is O'Dodgems doing his impressed pout? She sounds like her tail is stuck in the door.

Oops

Jamie is such a bitch.

No. Jump on in to this point Raahh.

I think her batteries are low

Oi, Alice. Them's not the words. You just changed them to add in a bit more warbling.

I'm wise to you, Missy.

I wish she'd sung the 90s hardcore version of this :o

Who the feck is Jamie, Bof?

She reminds me of my SIL. I don't like her much either.

Oh, Mr Chunky. Never mind

Was Stoma standing up to go to the toilet?

I was just saying that NeedsAHome.