The Voice-1/6/13 It's a KNOCKOUT! Tonight at 8.30pm...

[Raahh]

tomorrow at 7.15pm

The teams have to be whittled down from 7 to 3,in knockout rounds. Unlike the show of the same name, there will be no playing of jokers, or wearing of over-sized wacky costumes.

You can already imagine the fake angst from Jessie J.

And apparently, the quarter final, first live show is on FRIDAY, because they don't want to clash with the BGT final on Saturday. Yep-bet Cowell was quaking in his boots at the thought of that ratings battle.

And I've discovered the Voice final is on the 22nd. I will be OUT. I NEVER go out

Theres a lot of boobage going on here.

So Cheyrille AND Mr Chunky sneered. Alice must be a right one

Right, somebody tell me wtf is happening here? I have lost the plot.

Big boned Elvis

No no Mike is Cuntry

Jeez size of her arse in those leggings .

I've lost the plot, and I'm not even watching

Jamie is like Meatloaf ate a Blues Brother

There are loads of bloody Cuntry this time.
He is a very sweaty man, innit?

Do you reckon they have violins playing, plaintively in the background of rehearsals? So that the singers are just one away from tears at any point.

Has Mike actually been on it before. Is he a ringer?

'I thrive on passion'
'It's time to go hard or go home'

He's got the wrong show. He wants to be on The Apprentice

So are these rejects getting a shot? I don't understand.

"Theres a lot of words in it" WTF? This is ACE so far.

I'm beginning to understand why I dropped out at this point last year.

Ohh Miami Vice jacket sleeves.
Cool.

Fat Rick Astley!!

I thought BOF was asking were they getting shot.
Thought it was a bit harsh.

If he approached me singing and stabbing his sausage fingers about, I'd fecking twirl my chair right back round

nooo- they can't do wild cards. That's how Nanfucker got back to the XFactor!

There's a lot of knocking out on the Voice - it's practically Fight Club.

Of course, this one is markedly different from the last knockout rounds, as the pretendy 'ropes' around the boxing ring have gone.

Is Cherelle going to tell us a ghost story?

They didn't do this last year did they?

Lookit, they've chopped up that Doppler dress

It's the optical illusion dress. She's actually eight stone.