The Apprentice - Fuck ups at the Farmer's Market?

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I do hope so!

LOL Hazel

I like Kurt
Uzma not so much
Neil's beard freaks me out.

Some stunning close ups of Neil's neckbeard in the boardroom. Well done that cameraman.

Kunt would so grass the Captain up to the Nazis.

Uzma or whatever her name is gone.

Nope

fake out kurt is definitely gone

That was meant to be no to people liking Uzma

He deserves to be fired for the neck beard alone.

Hair we can def get from Claire's. You're ok with a Klippin Tail, aren't you? We can cut it up if you want a 'down' look. No need to tell me what colouring you are, I don't think that's how it works.

He must get nasty ingrowing hairs on his collar line. I wonder if he's considered a cravat? Maybe that's his business plan

WHY is she the weakest link? Not explaining.

Chub, she bigged up that they were going to see her in action selling wherever they put her. She stood outside the shop trying to sell and was all embarrassed.

YY. Kunt would grass up the nuns too.

Why has Neckbeard got no pupils in his eyes?

WHY?

So true.

Kunt would so grass the Captain up to the Nazis.

Then henceforth he shall be known as Rolfe.

May I muscle in and ask a completely irrelevant and selfish, shallow question please, as this is the only Apprentice thread I can see?

The telephone in the Apprentice house on which, at the beginning of the programme, they get the call to "get here in 30 minutes". The long,curvy white one.

Anyone know any stockists?

Yes he did.

Patronise much?

maybe he just has giant pupils

Anne Summers crazynanna

an hmmm says a thousand words