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[Joekate]

I thought I would start a new thread seeings as the Atlanta series starts tonight, and you never know ITV2 may start NY or OC at any time. Is this the first series of Atlanta or am I playing catch up again.

[valiumredhead]

Which day and channel is the Atlanta one on please? Is it series one? That was shown a couple of years ago.

[KenDoddsDadsDog]

Poison fish ha ha haha ha

[KenDoddsDadsDog]

ITV 2 10.30am

[Mynewmoniker]

Anyone watching now?



"How come she's telling me I can't sing?" when I'm this rich

[SPsFanjoTheBigStickyHaribo]

She tells me I don't know the ABCs of music, I don't need to, I'm a singer!

[IncognitoIsMyFavouriteWord]

oh SP you just what I was thinking.

and the "I don't wear panties"

I mean what the hell????

Bring back DC all is forgiven!!

I'm going back to my book.

[ThwartedbyMum]

"The wig is squeezing her brain!"

[SPsFanjoTheBigStickyHaribo]

How do you spell cat? I said K-A-T'

wtf!

[Mynewmoniker]

I wonder if she'd asked "How do you spell cr*p?"instead

[IncognitoIsMyFavouriteWord]

There has to be a brain to be squeezed.

And what is Sheree thinking saying she sounds great. lying cow. She should have been honest.

[SPsFanjoTheBigStickyHaribo]

Her voice is really bad! She sounds like me after a few vodkas Can I get a record deal?!

[Mynewmoniker]

Only if you are VERY rich and wear a stooooopid wig SPs

[roundtable]

Ooh marking place for when I have more time for indepth bitching analysis of the housewives.

I'm just finishing oc as I was away for 2 weeks. Tamra is so rude about people but I can't help but love her!

[Bartlebee]

She is tone deaf; that studio session was excruciating. And is she a man in drag.

I'm struggling with this lot and their silly names. They seem to think they're fancy, but they all seem a bit trailer park to me.

[ujjayi]

They are totally trailer park.

I keep watching but I am just astounded at their delusional view of their own lives/self importance/ talents.

Deshawn was an absolute fool with her fundraiser. Who holds an event of that type and then doesn't charge a ticket fee? Those kind of events are always ticketed - that's the basic covering costs at the very least. With all those staff and event organisers you'd have thought someone would have known what they were doing.

Nene's BFF/stylist.....boy, way too try hard.

I want to like Kim because I think she is probably a very insecure person who desperately wants to fit in and make her mark somehow. However, her constant fag on the go and her Big Pappa sugar daddy shit just get right on my pip.

[CherylTrole]

Cannot watch Atlanta, it is awful. I miss Beverly Hills.

[MrsBucketxx]

atlanta is very hard to watch, I'm skippingbits which is odd for me.

the fundraiser was a joke, who doesn't charge for tickets and the auction wasnt seated etc.

they all have no class and thats really hard to watch kim wants to fit in so much you can't see the real her, she wants to be something she isn't, when she spends big popoas mobey I can just see the eye rolls on the end of the phone, who would want to date a leach like that.

[KenDoddsDadsDog]

The pink boot pole dancing was like Geordie Shore

[HormonalHousewife]

Lordy lordy that NeNe and the maths homework.

How do they manage their money

[makingdoo]

Oh Atlanta is sooooo hard to watch but I'm off work ill so nowt else on!

I only saw the last few wks of BH but I lived it. Also really like OC & NY - anyone know when they are back?

[WallyBantersJunkBox]

Anyone doing "Big Rich Texas" on Sunday evening? First one on the third.

I'm finding it easier going than Atlanta. Missing my BH fix. this'lldoin the meantime....

[ujjayi]

So Sherree is a fashion designer.........That's great news for me because it shows that I needn't spend a further £27K on uni fees. I just need to employ someone to design and someone to make and bam, I've got my own range .

And she still managed to screw it up! She needs to have a chat with that other great fashion designer, Mrs Beckham.

[WallyBantersJunkBox]

Loved the fashion show with no fashion.....she didn't even plan on wearing one of her own designs. Mega embarrassing when her friends asked if the dress she was wearing was one of her own.

[bringbacksideburns]

Well, i was recording Atlanta. Has it changed times or channels? It's not on my recorded programmes this week anyway.

I was well and truly sucked into Orange County. Didn't think it would be possible after BH and New Yawk!! How creepy is Brookes? Yikes. I have been trying to get hold of old seasons but all i could find was this spectacular Bitch Fight here from years back. Oooh It's BAD but wonderful :

Really want to see Vanderpumps Rules. I was very excited the other week as i work with a guy who used to model, and so did his sister, back in the Eighties. His sister is one of Lisa's friends but doesn't live in BH and apparently Lisa is very genuine. She also is friendly with Jill Zarin, who is 'lovely' and Bethany Frankel who is 'allegedly' the opposite.

[FiveGoMadInDorset]

I am finding that I am not rushing home to watch it. The Millionaire Matchmaker on the other hand is hilarious.