Anyone in for the Brits?

[Lorelilee]

I probably won't recognise half of them, but I like to feel down wiv the kids...

No chris Martin? Too busy growing mung beans I guess

Even dd says she hasn't heard of half of them and its a bit rubbish.

More dullard winners!

Coldplay took over and ruined the Paralympic closing ceremony. It was too much. Is this heston Blumenthal?

Am now officially re-naming as 'The Shits'

All you complainers...it's not even for you! Go and watch your Downton Box sets or something - The Brits is not for Mums(netters)!

Well my observation for the night is that, these days, in order to be a successful pop artiste these days you obviously need to have zero personality

and Coldplay have their finger on the pulse of British yoof, do they?

Even I'm cooler than most of this bollocks.

Why is dermot not presenting this?

Yeah Jack Whitehall should present next year. In fact just kick James in the goolies and take over now! You're way funnier

Ooooof. Tom!

DD1 has just disolved in a heap of hormones

Offs. They are really ripping the piss. Its like a celebration of the worst of Britain.

Wossy. Grrrrr

They'd be too scared to let Jack present, he's a loose cannon these days. That's why we love him eh?

Oh I wove wossy sorry

Stooshe

Now the dc are excited

I think thevwholevthing could be redeemed by suing Skyfall now (love that song)

I feel old... and bored...am clearly not down with the yoof!

I like loose cannons yes hence woving wossy

Turrible.

Unfortunately Adele couldn't be arsed to come tonight........

Noooooooo.

But nice dig

:)

Nice touch Adele!

Oh, he's a twat