I'm a C'leb part two

[LadyBeagle]

If another hasn't been started.
How were David and Eric in the bottom two?
I don't get it.

[EnjoyResponsibly]

It's totally YMCA. Puts the MNHQ boys to shame!

[squoosh]

Wowzers @ Michael Owen's tache. Almost makes him interesting.

[Consils]

who was evicted?

[ajandjjmum]

Do we know that the one who wins is the one who'll stay though, or might there be a sneaky little twist?

[Rindercella]

Hello I am a huge closet fan of I'm a Cleb and I have been meaning to seek out this thread to join in.

I hate Eric with a passion. Horrible, misogynist man. Saying that he'd like to crush Helen's head so the puss would squeeze out was so far beyond a joke. I hate that people say he, 'tells it like it is'. No he doesn't. He tells it from his nasty little warped perspective, not from any actual fact or truth.

David. Nice body. Huge amount of arrogance. Think he'll last another couple of evictions and then get booted out.

Colin. What a lovely man. Obviously desperate to leave now though.

Hugo. Has really grown on me. Thought he did exceptionally well in last night's trial. Very brave to go back and find the final star. I know some on the show said he was after David's approval, but I think not. I think he just wanted to show he could beat (or at least equal) the arrogant twunt!

Helen. Hmmmm. Now I don't have to endure her watching trials I have sort of come to like her a little bit. But at the fake tan. I think she's going to be really pleased she didn't have access to a mirror when she sees that back.

Rosemary. Mad as a March hare. Probably very annoying to live with, but entertaining to watch.

Charlie. Love her. Lovely, ballsy woman. Looking forward to seeing her do another trial. She's intelligent and articulate.

Ashley. Ditto. Really like her.

Would like to see Hugo, Charlie & Ashley in the final three. Think they have come across the best.

Sorry, I don't have a clue why I felt the need to share that with all of you! I will come back though and join in on the next lot of happenings!

[LadyBeagle]

But David is so handsome.

[bigTillyMint]

Have been watching on and off and just found this thread.

I agree Rinders, spot on! Except Colin just seems to be a blobby nothing. But maybe that's just the progs I've seen.

Ashley or Charlie to win

[Rindercella]

Well...I don't like Helen that much! I think she is a product of her upbringing. However, I don't think she's totally dumb and she is learning a bit. Eric is just horrible to her - a real nasty bully. I wish some of the others would stick up for her a little bit more. Linda said she'd have a word with him about it, but just ended up agreeing with him! I know when I was in my early 20s there was no way I would have stood up to a big, rude 60 year old man.

What happened to Brian btw? I must have missed the night he went - did he walk?

[bigTillyMint]

Think Brian got ill?

I agree, Eric is vile

[CuriousMama]

Brian has depression and had missed a couple of pills and got poorly.

I'd have ripped Eric to shreds in my 20s. Helen did stick up for herself a bit thank goodness.

I think Colin will fail on purpose, he wants to leave. Eric not so much.

[wintera]

I'm definitely with Rinder on everything. I really like Hugo, never ever thought I would! Love Ashley too, she's great.

Did anyone else pick up on the fact that most of the gang were really surprised Linda went? They were saying 'God, she's such a big character' etc. Just goes to show how much is down to editing. Linda was obviously a big part of the group but we never got to see that.

[Mrsjay]

WHY IS THAT GIRL ALWAYS RUBBING HER LIPS?

I dont swear that often but last night i shouted at the telly ffs HELEN STOP IT the daughters did this I said well she needed told her tan was hysterical especially when ashley did her screaming in the middle of the night and she looked out her hammock

[Mrsjay]

Is the lip patting a nervous thing? It's so weird.

It is a thing you do to swell your lips and make your pout better apparently she is so shallow I can't believe how shallow she really is ,

[TheCrackFox]

I want Charlie or Ashley to win

Helen is an idiot and needs therapy. She is obsessed with her looks.

[Mrsjay]

I guess going into corrie hair and make up every day since you were 9 will do that to a person

[ajandjjmum]

Helen has driven me as mad as everyone else (agree totally with your summary Rinders!), but she did go and find Lamahl when he was upset, and although she doesn't seem to know how to do anything, she was more than happy to wash Ashley's knickers when asked. She could learn so much from this - I just hope she takes it on board.

And Eric is a total shit.

[Acandlelitshadow]

I give Eric a day or two. So looking forward to seeing that smug smile drop off his boat

Helen and the tan though - Proper lol'd at that last night. WTAF?

[babbas]

Cannot stand Eric. Big bully and hypocrite. And really cannot stand ant and dec anymore. They're not funny anymore. Even my kids don't laugh. We watch the whole 90 mins in 25 mins as we forward all ads, any and dec pointlessness, numbers and competition
Bits. You'd think there would be more to show of the jungle but the actual highlights are very limited in the whole show. I'd rather see jungle highlights than antdec unfunny jokes.

[mynameis]

Is it wrong to confess a crush on Hugo ?

Might have to start watching Made in Chelsea

[CuriousMama]

Hugo's looks are improving in the jungle. No crush here but I can see it. So not wrong mynameis, he's looking more manly

[CuriousMama]

Nearly time.

[Rindercella]

mynameis, I don't fancy him as he's too skinny (particularly after being in the jungle), but he's definitely developing something attractive about him. Self belief/confidence perhaps?

[LeeCoakley]

C'mon Charlie! Don't let us down!!