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X-Factor- It's Guilty Pleasures week! Could Cardiac secretly be a Death Metal fan?

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we3kingsoforientRaahh · 17/11/2012 18:42

in other words- sing what the heck you like.

I am sooooo disappointed in this series. I don't want any of them to win.

In other news, Matt the hat switched on the Christmas lights not far from me. with Steps. I missed it. GuttedGrin

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we3kingsoforientRaahh · 17/11/2012 20:52

Yeah, but his mahoosive bank balance, and number one hits are something Rylan will never have ,Sue. Grin.I don't suppose his fat days bother him now. Grin

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GreenyEyes · 17/11/2012 20:52

Nanfucker next. Possible songs..

Stand By Your Nan?

Granny's Too Tight To Mention?

MissMogwi · 17/11/2012 20:53

I really can't stand that little clip they show of NanFucker before he comes on. The way he throws his orange head back and laughs makes me all stabby.

sailorsgal · 17/11/2012 20:53

jellykat no I don't think they did. My friend told me.

we3kingsoforientRaahh · 17/11/2012 20:53

But Rylan isn't loveable!

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SuePurblybiltbyElves · 17/11/2012 20:53

'Granny's too tight to mention@
Grin DIES

LineRunner · 17/11/2012 20:53

Summer The First Time.

She was 91, I was 17....

EnjoyResponsibly · 17/11/2012 20:54

So long as it Urbnan Tulisa'll like it.

BOFingSanta · 17/11/2012 20:54

The first album DP ever bought was a Duran Duran one. I rip the shit out him constantly for it. He said it was a choice between that and Pink Floyd's The Final Cut. Oh dear.

MsElleTow · 17/11/2012 20:54

The fact that Nanfucker breathes makes me stabby!

SuePurblybiltbyElves · 17/11/2012 20:54

'It's all about the Granny'

I Can Make You A Nan

IAmLouisWalsh · 17/11/2012 20:55

Every weekend I have 'Unclefucker' from South Park stuck in my head. And I have just realised that it is because of Nanfucker.

Shut your fucking face, Nanfucker....

we3kingsoforientRaahh · 17/11/2012 20:55

Oh no. Nanfucker. He is just cheese. Not even good cheese. He is a dairylea cheese string.

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BOFingSanta · 17/11/2012 20:55

Granny's Too Tight To Mention Grin. I'm WEEPING!

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 17/11/2012 20:55

He looked like he was going to snog Bazza there

HavingALittleFaithBaby · 17/11/2012 20:55
GreenyEyes · 17/11/2012 20:55

I know, that was sick even by my standards Grin

Line Grin

SuePurblybiltbyElves · 17/11/2012 20:55

'When you're in love with an Elderly Woman
You watch your friends...'

LineRunner · 17/11/2012 20:55

He is an Asda Value shiny cheese slice.

we3kingsoforientRaahh · 17/11/2012 20:56

'Whole new world' . Shoot me.

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fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 17/11/2012 20:56

Flat karaoe

IAmLouisWalsh · 17/11/2012 20:56

Loving these song choices!

BOFingSanta · 17/11/2012 20:56

Wham's "I'm Your Nan"?

EnjoyResponsibly · 17/11/2012 20:57

A big ballad, who'd have belieeeeeeeved it

IAmLouisWalsh · 17/11/2012 20:57

Dear God, the wiping away of the imaginary tear...