'I'm A C'leb'

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Hooray!! has it really been a year??? I'm ready!!!!

Oops, not you Sparkling- Helen i mean!

I want the rest of the camp to be able to see how pathetic she is at trials. She comes back and tells them how she tried etc etc but she doesn't!
She'd probably pull a fake faint a la Gillian McKeith

Her pad looks lovely in the link Sparkling.

Haha that Gillian was pure gold, i'd forgotten that

Five trials though for Helen eww

Wonder if she'll be voted for another trial.

Helen really is Rosie Webster isn't she!!

she's always given 100 pc.

% trials and not a single star. How they haven't punched her face in. I can't believe how much she's gone on about how she feels. I feel v. v. v. shabby

And breathe.

Don't think I can carry on watching it while she's in it.

if you have that house and a range rover with Louis Vuitton luggage at 22 where do you go from there???

reddwarf come on now. Dig deep. You can do it. Take one for the team.

Is she a millionaire?

She's going out with a footballer.

Just torn myself away from open mouthed staring at her to join in. Have scared my 12 year old ds by screeching 'oh for fucks sake you stupid stipid cow'. Gah !!!

they should have done a live trail with all the campmates watching like last year when they all watched gillian mcKeith " faint".

As a side note, just exactly how the fuck are tins of Quality Street this year. They are shallower than Helen

She is pathetic. Although according to the Guardian, she has already been in the Priory for anxiety issues. So why an earth she thought it was a good idea to go into the jungle I can't think. I can only assume as others have said she thought she would lol around in a bikini and look great.

Go Limahl and Eric! You only said what everyone else was thinking...

Too shit shit hush hush bye bye!!

looks like they are only renting the wag palace mind. £6500 a month.

Lol Enjoy!

Nadine is awful

Facealm at Linda and Nads

Cringing at nads and linda

Eric n the other guy were funny

Ant and Dec

@ Dec "just been sick in my own mouth"