'I'm A C'leb'

[butisthismyname]

Hooray!! has it really been a year??? I'm ready!!!!

Evening All,

I need a break from Dozie - she's just too much so am watching Russell Howard and crying about lovely little Fiona the doggie

Oooer Sole, luckily i don't think there's any anus eating on here tonight..

Shes not done any cooking yet nancy..

There all well tetchy tonight, fisticuffs!

There's David in the background weightlifting a branch, and Hugo lifting a little twig.

STF up Brian, stop shit stirring!

God shut up Brian and let it drop!

Helloo Smelly :):)

Hi nancy welcome.:):)

Briannoooo calm down I love you

Hi Guys.

People always feel sorry for me because dh is away but I get crap tv and mumsnet. What more does a girl need.

Hi Fatima are you Fatima Whitbread? I love you!!

Ahoy there Sailor Decs outfit will remind you of DH.

Too right sailor,! :)

Lol enjoy

Think it shall be a good one this year

Oo Erics a fine figure of a man eh?

Bless big Rosie giving advice to Helen.

"stop thinking"

with what Big Rosie?

Helen's fears run much deeper.

Hmm I'm not quite as ripped as Fatima Whitbread

But thanks for loving me

Lmao

I had to laugh as on facebook a friend posted "whose going out tonight" and I thought they meant "Strictly" "XFactor" or "I'm a Celeb" and they were asking who was going out clubbing.

Oo Fatima, when are you due?

Had Mad Nad had a boob job do you know?

Ok place your bets.

How long til Dozie says "IACGMOOH"

Enjoy: 10 seconds

How has Helen got such perfect nail varnish after a week in the jungle?

Due on Friday

I can't watch her, she's ridiculous

Woweeeee Fatima, that's amazing, is it your first?

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