'I'm A C'leb'

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Hooray!! has it really been a year??? I'm ready!!!!

Anybody watching ITV2?

It's like Katie Price all over again when she went in after being dumped by Peter Andre.

Must admit, I have no time for Rosie/Helen and her 'look at me, look at me' antics so no sympathy from me. She can eat anuses (is that the correct plural term?) all day every day as far as I care.

Right, off to see what else is up on MN Chat/AIBU.

Toodles Gangnam stylee until Thursday

See you Thursday Smelly :):):)

Bugger - have to go back to my sewing machine, i need elves to come help me in the night

See ya Thursday, if not before

Argh - have put on ITV2 in background and fecking Brian McfeckingFadden is on. I hate him, he is such a cock and I am so angry he is even on this programme.

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH. Am so angry at his big stupid beardy face on my telly

See you all in 2 days

Agree Smelly, i think he was a shit to KK

I'm watching Layer Cake Film Four

OMG Jo Swash eating that egg!

Ok - have just caught up as DH been hogging the laptop whilst I watch..

My thoughts... I want Hugo to win. Never seen Made in Chelsea but he seems to have my kind of humour and he seems intelligent and articulate. Plus he doesn't seem to like Nads and I HATE HER!

I think Brian is creepy too so you're not alone, poster up thread (sorry, can't remember names!)

I really HATE Nadine, Helen (just fuck off out and put your boobs away) and David - honestly, he is just such a twat and-keeps-making-Hugo-cry!

Right, DS crying for a bit of a change... see you in a couple of days!

Ahh, hush hush, I do I

Thank you

Helen is smoking, were they allowed cigs before?

yes of course they were allowed although nobody ever smoked on camera at the live before I dont think she is a smoker really she looked like a 15 yr old having a sneaky fag , I am so bored of her now and her boobies , i love colin he reminds me of santa

Mrsjsy I thought that, she doesn't look like she was a regular smoker I wonder if it was just nerves!

I wonder if it was just nerves!

maybe or she is probably starving too I just think she was caught out not realising she was on camera they usually don't at that bit

Has anyone else noticed the bit between Brians eyebrows? A touch(or more) of Botox I think

Right, was trying to find the really bad streaky fake tan shower photo to put onto the I'm a Sleb AIBU Rosie Smoking thread and came across this

Scroll down and WTF is tattooed near Rosie's Fanjo - is it a tinky winky?

Lol Smelly

Looks like a wing of a butterfly/angel?

quick google search shows that helen's thigh tatoo is the name scott in a heart with wings. [i need to get a life emoticon].

Thanks qazxc - I honestly thought you couldn't get worst than the Marilyn Monroe tat on her arm but clearly I was wrong. I personally think a tinky winky would be better/funnier/more ironic than a pair of angel's wings under your fanjo (can't stop sniggering, 'tis vair vair childish..) but hey, each to their own.

hey Sole - how are you doing? No Sleb tonight is there, well I think there may be the ITV2 version but need an early night - DC decided to be more nocturnal in their sleeping habits so am absolutely bloody shattered. 5hrs sleep does not a happy Smelly make . Catch you and everyone else tomorrow if I don't see you on other threads inbetween.

Toodles

Where is it on tonight?!!

Someone slap her!

Is it just me and you But? Would have been here earlier, but pro Masterchef won the day

Just tuned in to hear Nadine explaining why all her constituents will benefit from her selfless entry into the jungle

Sorry if this has been mentioned already but is that fear of heights thing a load of old balls? My sister is absolutely petrified of heights and there is no way she would be able to even walk across that big bridge. Plus she was also fine when they went up in the helicopter the other day and it was flying about all over the place!

Helen is 'scared' of everything !

Evening All,

On the vino so I may not be on here for long - drunken posting not the best idea

Looking forward to the Hugo/Dozie argument shortly. He may even redeem himself for crying a few days ago - tsk!

And yes wintera - tis a load of old balls on Dozie's part - she forgot she was afraid of heights the second time she was on the bridge. Hmm, maybe she's a better actress than i give her credit for.....now there's a thought