don't tell the bride

[MikeLitorisBites]

Under water wedding? He can't be serious.

What a complete numpty. Not heard 'up his arse' in a wedding speech before.

Interesting bouquet

Off to cringe some more and watch The Valleys.

Night all.

What channel Mike?

Oh don't worry-I have Freeview so won't be able to see it.

Mtv. You can catch up on line but I wouldn't bother. I only watch as it's local.

I am just curious.

It's so bad, it's good.

Did anyone hear the advert afterwards, for a GUM clinic?
Guy in waiting room, "hi, do you remember me? (long pause) I've got gonorrhoea!"
Lovely!