Celeb Big Bro Part 3

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Yoo hoo. Come on over here....

I forgot Martin's conversation about First Class and Economy.

He's really caring, isn't he? I almost cried.

I want Danica to stay now and that worrying Neanderthal The Situation to go.

I'd like Julie to snog him goodbye too, preferably while she's in a skimpy nurse's outfit and he's strapped to a hospital bed in a straitjacket and ball-gag.

I'm sure he's always dreamt about something on those lines.

I'm with Martin on that one - you don't want to pay all that money for first class and then mingle with the riff raff.

Well lets all vote for Danica to stay as she seems to be quite popular on here, it might make a difference. I won't bother watching if she goes, there will be nothing worth watching. She is actually the best thing in it I think, the others are all blah or absolute twats, I don't mind the Prince though and Julian, hes ok, especially as one of his dogs has the same name as mine.

Martin Kemp is about as deep as a puddle.

The Sitch got what was coming to him.

Harvey and Judo Boy, What A Pair of Utter Twats.

Who's Emma?

And BOTS?

I don't think I'm watching the right things to fully participate in this. I only realised last night that The Situation was off Jersey Shore - something else I don't watch.

BOTS is Bit On The Side and Emma presents it.

I don't usually bother but might start.

I'm tucked up in bed by then or trying to make a dent in my planner before it starts self-deleting.

I cant understand the love for the Brick, she is very popular on several forums and is expected to stay tonight. I dont get it, shes awful. How can other females not see through her. She says what she thinks will go down well with the public and definately doesnt like other women. She fusses around cleaning and cooking and yet it all looks so false.

Martin has a massive probelm with the pretty females, maybe its because they arent looking in his direction. Harvey the same and as for judo boy, my goodness what a moron and a nasty one at that. Julian and coleen need to step it up. Julie is vile, quite toxic.

Brick is dull. Sacrifice her beauty, my arse, nothing to sacrifice!

Martin is not getting any of the attention he might have got a few years ago, that is his issue.

Who is Alpha Male and Female in there do you think?

I think The Prince and unfortunately yucky Julie.

Nice idea limitedperiod wonders how Me Julie can snog someone wearing a ball gag

I really want Danica to stay in and the man child OT to get kicked out. Otherwise it just validates his horrible, brattish behaviour, throwing his toys out of the pram when he can't get the girl he wants. I had never heard of him before CBB and I hope I never hear of him again when he gets out. Same for Ashley. Another entitled man child, who gets the sulk when a pretty girl doesn't fancy him.

Samantha Brick is just dull. Ian's dull too, but I think I actually prefer her to Samantha.

I don't think I have ever got so involved with BB before!!

I've been thinking about it tiger

She could lick his face like the perverted nurses in Terminator 2 and Kill Bill.

They're men but I don't suppose it makes much difference.

No! No! the Brick is popular, you say. I can't understand it. How can people blindly fall for her game play. If any female is manipulating anyone in that house - she's top of that list.

or rather

Now, we will know for sure if BOTS are actually reading this thread if Emma mentions ball gags and Me Julie in the same sentence tonight!

I got really involved with BB once when Sleazer was in it. I wanted him to get kicked out even though I knew all we could do then was manage decline with that nasty cow who looked like a puppet and the Vernon Kaye lookalike who was even more stupid than Vernon Kaye.

Even though I've seen clips of it I really wish I'd watched the CBB where VAnessa Felch had a breakdown and started scrawling on tables.

And I wish I'd watched the first one all the way through. I only watched it after Nasty Nick had gone.

Of course, it was valid social commentary in those days, Not an opportunity to watch freaks trying to be famous

yes, MeJulie + OT's would be extremely funny viewing.

Julian will be very disappointed when he discovers how vile MeJulie is.

At least I like to think he would be. It awful when your idols turn out to have feet of clay. Please don't let that happen.

Let him be filled with wrath and smite her. Or throw her body to the foot of a tower to be eaten by dogs.

I went to Sunday school. The priest had a very judgmental line in Bible stories.

The dogs could be played by Valerie and the InnerThighFart one

As much as we all think Julie is vile, what has she actually done that Julian doesn't already know?

I don't want to think about it because then my love for Julian will die a little bit.

ALL RIGHT?

Along with a little bit of my soul

Julian is with her a lot. He must know what she's like already.

Julian was quite impressed with Danica last night i think, didnt he say he thought she was very articulate!!!! Mind you hes not a great fan of the walter matthau look alikey is he!!!. The brick shouldnt feel jealous of Dan or Rhian, after all she is so beautiful herself, so beautiful infact that other women loathe her for it.

Wow busy here today. Will have a catch up later.

BOTS is 'bit on the side'
Emma presents it