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Celeb Big Bro part 2

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Jellykat · 19/08/2012 21:29

Anyone else still here?

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zookeeper · 22/08/2012 22:25

mind you I'd be oretty embarrassed to 'fess up to having shagged him too...

SoleSource · 22/08/2012 22:25

11 minutes since last ad break. Will the birds be singing for almost an hour now?

oldsilver · 22/08/2012 22:28

Do you think Ian did it in a "Ner ner nee ner ner" way Grin

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Jellykat · 22/08/2012 22:29

Yes, thats true zoo, isn't that why Danniis staying in Australia?

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PicklesThePottyMouthedParrot · 22/08/2012 22:30

I think i would have sex with him and then feel
Repulsed and sit in tcp all the next day!

SoleSource · 22/08/2012 22:32

Noms yes!

SmellyFartado · 22/08/2012 22:32

I'd be more embarassed at having confessed to sleeping with Simon Cowell. Bet he's like a rug inbetween waxes

Not staying up for 'Bit on't side' show so will bid you all a merry evening from here.

See youse all tomorr.........hang about.......nominations in ten minutes. Feckers. I couldve missed that. Are they face to face ones

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Jellykat · 22/08/2012 22:33

I think i would rather not have sex with him, and sit in horse poo all day!

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frankie4 · 22/08/2012 22:34

Danika always takes massive mouthfuls when she is eating.

SmellyFartado · 22/08/2012 22:34

We could start a thread 'Things I'd Rather Do Than Shag Simon Cowell' Go on Jelly, I dare you

SoleSource · 22/08/2012 22:34

Martin...I am in love with you..please lleave that Shirley, she is ugly..lol

PicklesThePottyMouthedParrot · 22/08/2012 22:36

What noms now!! Seriously?

I don't want to have sex with cowell but I think he would hynoptise me with his reptilian eyes.

And you could have a comfy little sleep in his chest rug after.

Cowell is actually normally pretty good with his lady-exes. Wonder what the lennard did to get nothing but an injunction?

Look at sinitta.

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Jellykat · 22/08/2012 22:36

Would be a hilarious thread, tempting Smelly!..

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midori1999 · 22/08/2012 22:37

I quite like Simon Cowell. He seems quite a caring person really and he stays friends/friendly with a lot of his ex's, which suggests he's not a total arsehole!

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Jellykat · 22/08/2012 22:37

Oo did he really get an injunction?

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midori1999 · 22/08/2012 22:37

Yes, pickles, I agree about the ex's, cross posted.

midori1999 · 22/08/2012 22:38

Jelly, she's signed a non disclosure contract or something apparently.

SmellyFartado · 22/08/2012 22:39

Did she threaten to sell a story? Isn't that what.....hang on, censoring self here....isn't that what the one that's always in the paper for feck all do to the footballer to prompt the superinjunction?

SmellyFartado · 22/08/2012 22:40

Occasional table - I forgot he said that Grin

oldsilver · 22/08/2012 22:40

Still sniggering at Occasional Table Grin

SmellyFartado · 22/08/2012 22:41

Did Prince come in instead of Dog the Bounty Hunter or was it The Situation/Occasional Table?

SoleSource · 22/08/2012 22:42

Nice shirt Julian.

oldsilver · 22/08/2012 22:42

Apols - xpost Smelly Grin

MrsTomHardy · 22/08/2012 22:42

Didn't realise they were nominating now Sad

PicklesThePottyMouthedParrot · 22/08/2012 22:42

He must have paid her off or something?

Wonder if he will pay me off? Grin