Celeb big brother

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Wonder what will bring tonight, i dont no anyone whos going in.

Think celeb one is much funnier, pete burns is my fav housemate EVER.

I despise Jasmine already :-) love it

Colleen looks annoyed.

Pity about jasmine though. Shes trouble and now she's going to go.

I do think using their children as an excuse was abit lame really.

Samantha Brick sounds nothing like I thought she would

Yeah she was right. Al least say a proper reason.

I dont know what Jasmine is famous for?

How come just the women get nommed to go their kids. Martins got kids.

I'd be cock a hoop to have a couple of weeks off from mine.

Jasmine shagged Simon Cowell. Think she's a model as well

I think bricky is quite pretty. She looks a bit like the one off sex and the city.

Is jasmine the one who boffed Simon cowell?

Bye bye Jasmine, although it takes away our main subject to bitch about..

Martins kids are probably quite old, probably left home by now Red

She just screams fake to me .

I know jasmine would have been quality. Ian with an r should go really.

Both Jasmine and Rhian can go...not bothered about either tbh

I mean Colleen is right in a way. Her DC are older now and probably pleased to see her in the house --I know I would be- It was a cop out using children as an excuse.

How is shagging Simon a talent?? She looks like a drug addict.

Yeah, why did bet lunch vote colleen? I thought they were getting on.

Jelly - his are late teens, Coleens are similar age.

Although I agree with Coleen that it's an easy excuse to give.

Must read this thread, but from the 10 minutes I've watched so far:

Martin Kemp has still got 'it'.
Julie has had a hard life.
Julian's judgy pants are going to strangle him soon.
Coleen is a shallow bitch.
Lorenzo is very easy on the eye, but unlikely to be intellectually challenging, except possibly for the Situation. (WTF is that actually his name?)

And I don't watch/read anything like enough tabloid stuff to know who most of these people are.

Am I supposed to like this Emma one? I dont think I do, really.

Jasmine - Facially she is very beautiful, but my god she is painfully, horrifically thin, isn't she? And she seems unhappy.

This is the first episode I've watched. I have no idea who most of the younger ones are, but I gather 'model' figures in the job description of three of the girls. I am not liking Danika much so far, and Rhian just seems a bit pointless so far, with nothing about her one way or the other.

Julian is a star. He will win for sure, and I've only been watching for 15 minutes!

Emma Willis presented This Morning today with Patrick Kielty. Twas bizarre.

Eeeuuugh! Blee! John McCririck has massive sweaty patches under his arms! I detest that man, he makes me want to vomit.