And on the sixth day he created Soft Rock, and Lo! The Jesuses were grateful

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And they did wear double denim but stopped the hanky business cos the producers read our threads and worked out what they meant.

Day SIX of the Trial By Yowling that is Superstar.

Jesusuesses rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready
Mumsnetters rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready

sue is that why it's called the Annunciation then?

I really wish ALW would stop calling them 'boys'. Simba is 41 ffs.

Yama he just needs some shorts and shin pads and an Oirish accent.

oh fuck. I'm supposed to feel guilty about their careers?

I've got NO WINE.

Only cake. Yum.

Ew. Butlins' gob.

So are they living in the Jesus House then?

If he wears another waterfall cardi

THat's quite a pair of trousers!

OOh Dawny is looking fabulous.

Karaoke Jesus

YAWN.

Where are the writhing dancers? Union rules, night off?

Well we'll not be looking for you much more Butlins....please GOD...

ooh, what are the 'dancers' doing?

This is all a bit wrong.

Can we have buzzers like bgt?

I've got shitty party-leftover lager Nell, if that's any good to you.

I'd quite like to be the Matron in the Jesus House.

So tell us Al-Dub, WHATEVER could this song be about?

Good idea Glaikit

Cheers prudence and mystery cat

Butlins Jesus was dire.

I thought that were rubbish.

Butlins as dangerous? He has a dangerous wardrobe.

It's about me in the morning wondering where the feck ds has hidden my keys!

Jesus of Butlins more like.

Oh, the songs are chosen are they? Then why do you keep slagging them on song choices.

Jesus of Vegas is Elvis, no?