anyone watching BB tonight?

[FartBlossom]

We always watch the first night (never any more than that) and just wondered if anyone fancied a live thread along with it?

Mcphee You're here! I thought you'd be too busy pushing.. (i was on the Jubilee concert threads last night) is all well?

DP has been groaning since the first adverts appeared.

Caroline is an act, she's trying to be a female Boris.

jellycat I'm annoyingly fine

I think my body just decided to give me a test run

unroyal no everything else about her was completely different

The whole point of watching the first night is to judge them isn't it?

Hi McPhee please have the baby before this series of BB ends.

PMSL at "old Sindy Doll"

is he ok, oldsilver? does he need to go out into the garden?

She looks like Floella Benjamin.

No Shievonne. Just no.

She looks annoying.

hell yeah, hoisting my judgey pants past my ears - that is the reason BB exists

Love her frock though.

Well between Caroline and Shievonne, I'm worn out already

He's in tother room playing on his PC - I shan't see him for dust whilst this is on

Ah Mcphee a practice run is helpful

Maybe it was the sight and sounds of Cliff and Macca, enough to send anything into spasm..

Shes the best so far, I missed the bit about £10K though something about a tip?

I was trying to work out who she looked like ... she's made no real impression on me at all.

Sparkling this baby is going to come in the next two weeks I reckon.

Hello sorry I'm late!

this one has a bum chin

"I look good, I know I look good, people tell me I look good" They are lying to you sweetheart

I thought she was ok too, why oh why do these people let themselves down.

Was about to say ooooh he's nice, but he's a dick. a bit of modesty wouldn't go amiss here.