Roll up and cheap sell!!! Apprentice!

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Let's go!

I'm sure Marcus Wareing is on some sort of deal with the BBC - he's on more things than Myleene Klass at the moment.

Oh yes - Boggle meets Claude would be ace!

The calculator is a bit strange? It's Marcus Waring!!!! I luffs him!

This is just 'people the researcher knows', isn't it? Marcus Wareing has been on tv lots. Galvin man was the 'front of house expert' on a tv thing. Dentist looked familiar, suspect he's been on a makeover show. Even Sanctuary blonde lady has been on tv before.

Marcus!

Could be Hazel.

ROFL at the Marcus Wareing calculator debacle. cringe

'We'd be silly not to go with this prime time marketing opportunity on one of BBC1's flagship entertainment programme this.'

Take aways!

Can you imagine if they'd gone to Gordon Ramsay with the Calculator of Vagueness?

I do not think they know what luxury means...

We love Nick and his witty banter!

HA! So many scallops!

More scallops :o

The scallops must be a joke, no?

Twasn't the oxotower twas coq d'argent

poor ricky... how many scallops?

Trans: "Step away from my cars."

I guess luxury is different things Tee. Round here it's putting your feet in a fishtank with a Chinese takeaway balanced on your lap

FGS, Urban Golf has been the prize on previous series!

Olivia! gasp

bean

Running shots with briefcases, like a London version of Baywatch.

are fish spas the news friday night takeaway then... brings a whole new mean to fish on a friday!

*meaning