EUROVISION BBC3 first semi-final!!

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Montenegro.

Oh dear lordi lordi.

She should get off with the Montenegro bloke.

Ooh not in English. Daring choice. Is she the Albanian Bjork?

Ouch my ears

ALbania fell into a waste basket on teh way to the stage and forgot to take it off, by the looks of her.

Oooh she killed my digital signal there for a minute.

Bit of a Wicked Queen form Snow white influence with her costume as well.

ANyone lese's window smashed with that note?

why are you baffled, MAry?

Albania has reminded me I want to rewatch The Fifth Element with Bruce Willis.

She reminds me of the alien singing lady on the cruise ship...

Rambo Amadeus????

Is this the ad break filler?

I've just looked up Azerbaijan on google maps as I had no idea where it is. It's further east than the Middle East! Love eurovision.

Oooh. Anyone else seeing Nicole Scherz-herface with this entry?

Another euro-lovely.

moonwalking bagpiper.

ok.

I'm torn, I love Eurovision but Azerbaijan and its ruling family is so corrupt - I wasn't going to watch but I think now it's probably a good thing that the spotlight is there so the world can see what's happening.

I always imagine these entrants having dodgy boyfriends like Big Vern in massive sheepskin coats and 'local contacts'.

Right, off to wikipedia Azerbaijan's ruling family

Watch last night's Panorama if you get the chance.

Hello, I've come from the other thread < waves >

Thanks for Jedward info - gives me time to drink enough Archers to get the proper WTF? Jedward experience

I am loving the tweets going down the side of the page