It's art init! The Apprentice - ep 8

[BornSicky]

Evenin' all.

Will this bunch know their Hockney's from their Hurst's, and who's going to be just a name on Tracey Emin's tent?

Sod, which one was SPQR??

DP is wondering where he's going wrong actually. Probably his unwillingness to kip on floors and smoke doobies like a student in Bristol all week.

Tis great to have a resident expert tonight!

Oh FFS, he's not called Pure Evil. Stop pandering.

His name is Nigel.

Uh oh...

was Tom having a few tears there?

Bless him... go get some wine kiddo

SPQR was the first artist they showed. I don't know if they've picked him though.

Pure Evil said no?

That's just....... evil

Get past it, Tom!!!

Sue.

-hi, is that Pure Evil?
-no, it's his mum. He can't come to the phone, he's grounded.
-sorry Mrs Evil.

"i don't like none of it"

Doh, was too busy typing and missed it, what a muppet!

The 'cartoon' type one with aliens is my fav out of those.

jenny

Tom is proper sulking

Jenny Piccolo

Bof - he can keep his head held high - this won't end well....

I think I'm going to rename my son to Pure Evil. Adam is just such a boring name, really.

Nathan is small fry compared to the prices SPQR can get though- they've missed a trick there.

at Jenny!

oh arse to it, I shall have a glass of wine

Is it Beefeater Gin?

Lardylump as BOF knows all most some of them, I think we can assume they are real

Jessop's stuff is massive.