The Voice- if we are have recovered from last week- its the LIVE shows!

[Raahh]

But my phone line is down ( thanks bt) so my broadband is stuffed. Am rubbish on my phone.

So it's now up to a phone vote, and worse still , the judges are performing a group number it will be a close thing as to whether that, or jos couple will be more cringey!

Somewhere else?

Yeah....High Speed Warbling Land.

Like Whitney on crack...oh...

did they not hear the awful warbly bit then? Our Will did judging by the squirmy face

Lick the licks off her boobs, Danny?

Coming out of your boobs?

Am I hearing this right?

I need a wee is it over yet, I don't want to miss anything even if its shite

She had 'tuning' issues. She hit all the notes, but not necessarily in the righ order. And other catchphrases.

will did an eye thingy

Who. The.actual. Fuck is dressing these people? Surely a disgruntled ex employee has kept their swipe card and I'd masquerading as the wardrobe lady

Oh Will.He.Now is DEFFO taking the piss. There's no way he's for real with all that nonsense.

They are worshipping at her feet. And they can see right up that skirt.

i'm going to lick will and his neoprane jacket

Will.i.am's bored and having a random pop at Cowell.

Why is Jessie proud of someone who isn't her and has nothing to do with her?

Oh wow, Jessie made it about her.

That's never happened before.

Where is the jj YouTube of that song at 15

How much do they have to fucking chat

Awwww I reakky like her! The best on the show I think!

Don't vote yet!

Ill manage that

I hate it when people say they're proud of me.

It makes me want to tell them to fuck off.

Ooops REALLY!! Not Reakky!

Arrr Jessie- yes, we noticed you wiping your tears, but just in case we missed it, just tell us... Urge hhh. Stage schooly yards, shhhhaat ap

Yardi not yards

I'm so proud of you, rockin. So damn proud.