The Voice DOUBLE WEEKEND. BATTLE ROUNDS. SHOUTY VOICE

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Shriek Sing-offs and extra mentors tonight. Such excitement.

From what I understand. each sleb judge puts two members of their own team to sing off against one another.

He hasn't done wonders for CC's career so I wouldn't get too excited by offers to hang out.

Who will be entering Danny's ring then?

God isn't jj ugly?! My dp used to fancy her til he saw her with her up do!

I remember Butlins girl but no the other one

Oh Sarah Jane Honeywell was bad.

Bof. Lowering that tone all over MN

I think Will's sending home the people he plans to sign to his own label [cynic]

i'll adopt alex if he doesn't go through. bless him

Bof I would guess W.i.l.l there seems to be a bromance going on

I like Miss Hoolie.

What ate you lot on about? Has there been a cbeebies mash up?

My god her eyebrows!

Setting her up for a fall much?

Why would you give your rival support? I put tacks in their tea.

Ah, Holly warning her £400K fee there. Bargain.

ARF, she looks like Verruca Salt

I don't like her. Did you see that dirty look?

He hasn't started well. poor aleks.

What is she wearing

He's so shite, its unbelievable, Emmy is through!!

Summary:

Screechy screeching
Flat singing
Sharp singing
Judges pretending to be conflicted
Cerys looking scared

Dear me. Poor boy.

Hold the front page! a non shouty woman!

she's very good. i think she's held back quite a lot by the luffly young'un

This is bad. Get rid of them both.

Oh dear. This is not good.