The Voice DOUBLE WEEKEND. BATTLE ROUNDS. SHOUTY VOICE

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Shriek Sing-offs and extra mentors tonight. Such excitement.

From what I understand. each sleb judge puts two members of their own team to sing off against one another.

Goodness me- they were wincing and the Shouty Girls, weren't they?

Will is so cute

Ms WillyBooby earning her money now then

Volume down just a bit, just in case!!

*at the shouty girls. But Wincing and The Shouty Girls could be the name of the mashed up supergroup in Round Four.

Will looks dead nervous

Ta Sue. So really they want 1/2 their group to be crap, no? So they coud guarantee 'their' favourites get thru

ONOES at the dancing.

Byeeeee to her with the peplum

Cor, they're all doing the nodding dog tonight

Joelle is shite shite shite, oh oh oh!!

Idislike the blonde one- attitude, much?

Leggings count- 1

Gosh, the first girl actually looks like somebody dug Whitney up.

QUick check in on the diva cliches:

• Stompy walking - CHECK
• long pointy fingers (a la Babs Streisand) - CHECK

I think Will should leave now and come round to mine. He clearly needs cheesecake.

wtf was she miming to 'good ol fashioned love'

nasty shouting

Seriously, my ears hurt

I could slap Jessie .

My god, we have over an hour of this noise

no I'M every woman

Well that was shite.

I have a theory Bill.je.suis is really listening to his ipod and not the acts...

One of them kept going off key i reckon

Bingo - Unique

unique. there's a word

Grrrrrr. JJ is so irritating

It was not flawless you nobber