The Voice DOUBLE WEEKEND. BATTLE ROUNDS. SHOUTY VOICE

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Shriek Sing-offs and extra mentors tonight. Such excitement.

From what I understand. each sleb judge puts two members of their own team to sing off against one another.

Hasn't JJ got nice skin?

I didn't realise that Loose Women had entered.

I AM KISS OF DEATH

He wasnt happy to go?

This is going to be shouty and possibly in the "club style"

Oh god, wobbling around the note time.

Shrieky ness ahoy!

Barbara looks like camilla Parker Bowles.

Hellllllooooooooooooooooooooooo fellow voice perusers, apologies I'm late, very busy with athletics teams to sort!!
ooooh Lady gaga, do not kill it!!

Oh it's the battle of flicky hairstyles.

Good evening all. I fancy Tom jones more and more each week. It's disgusting.

Coming soon, to an Iceland ad near you......

I love Cerys Matthews. She looked a bit scared when they were both singing at her.

STOP SHOUTING WOMEN!!!!!

S'tom's stopped short of having them mud wrestle then. Just.

are they going to have a tit-off? dear god! did they just get put together for the jubblies?

They probably weigh three times as much as gaga, that's why she'd be scared.

Do they really expect us to believe that the mentor hasn't decided who they're taking through until after the sing off?

Young one please. Old lady is a bitch!

lady Gaga would only be scared of going in the ring with them if they were boxing

We've seen this before.

This is going to be awful, TV volume down in anticipation!

Granny's a bit rough'n'ready, innit?

Chub.

Do they mention the men's ages? I bet not.

Hmmpf.

Hi all, sorry