The Voice DOUBLE WEEKEND. BATTLE ROUNDS. SHOUTY VOICE

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Shriek Sing-offs and extra mentors tonight. Such excitement.

From what I understand. each sleb judge puts two members of their own team to sing off against one another.

At this point one needs Mr Cowell

I will have nightmares now.

5 star woman is better....

Beautiful to hear?

he needs new batteries

Not five star for me please!

Anyone else fed up of Reggie and Holly?

It's turning into a competition to out shout each other and look at ME! Off to do the dishes. Even the judges are looking on in disbelief (not in a good way imo)

They should both be shot.

Deneice's hair looks like it originally belonged to two different people.

Ruth's wellies were a bit distracting from the noise.

I popped an ear drum

AMAZING yeah amazingly awful

dancing. I was been nice.

Danny " I love the way you move".

at y'all

I'm sure this has been covered extensively but I'm still bemused by the script guy's a)presence on the show and b)weird mullety hair

I used to know 5Stars stylist, they weren't nice people.. Arrogant nasty fuckers in fact.

Ruth looks like Rusty Whatsherface the TV cook from the 80s

Ruth to go through please!! I love her

oh my lord that dress was almost as horrifying as her shouty voice

reggie and holly are terrible. they are so awfully fick and auto-cued.

And extensions crappily done

My DD is standing on a rocking chair doing the same song. I'm going with her.

The only thing I know about five star is that time someone phoned in and said they were fucking shit on swap shop(or some Saturday morning thing anyway)

She's shouty. No no no.

Sir Tom is going to have to pretend he cares now. Whereas the shit he gives is actually over there ----->

S'Tom's eyes are very pink?