Made in Chelsea....

[FannyBrawne]

.....on again tonight.

Who's watching?

No: "and of course I watched you on The Bachelor all summer" from Weez?? Are we just pretending that didn't happen?

You fancy Spenny? Ewww.

There's Proudlock! Yum, now if only he'd lose the earring.

God, Weez is such a drab little doormat. Give her 20 years and she'll be brittle with bitterness.

Well that works well, we've divvied them up nicely.

They've cloned Kimbot!

id sleep with spenny and maybe throw him off a cliff
That girl is way too like Kimberly. Why did he split with her?

Have they all ditched the fake tan, or has my telly gone funny?

I think the TOWIE lot will have killed fake tan for them.

This new guy's nostrils are distractingly flarey!

Oh good point, squoosh.

That's cringy. I'm really not sure about Louise

Ollie won't be the same now

'he was verging on being inappropriate with me'

She's like some uptight Gerogette Heyer character.

WTF? I didn't even know it was on!

Jamie needs to top up his sunscreen

inappropriate my ass
How is she intimidating?

squoosh I'd rub it in for him!