Made in Chelsea....

[FannyBrawne]

.....on again tonight.

Who's watching?

Dh and I used to work together and if I got upset he would take me to the corner shop for ready salted crisps.

The crying was so staged, quite funny.

Oh Marsha, if you'd sobbed a bit morer you could've eaten those ready salted crisps in Sorrento. Must try harder.

They would have very pretty children Richard and Kimberley. All tall blond ehthereal and stonkingly rich. Perhaps they'd like to adopt me and pay for surgery.

And not a scuzzy step in Coventry Garden

too true.

I thought Jamie and Francis skipping down the road wearing kilts was well sweet hehe,

Think that Natalies sister is gunna cause trouble, she id def the evil twin!

Richard seems to be too besoted to care if kimberly isnt all she seems

Kimberly's too skinny and that's not just from a bitter old fatty :o

Her face was a picture when Diego turned up, but other than her pathetic crying, the main thing she's done wrong is take Bunny Boiler #2's Richard away from her. Even Binky thinks Cheska is OTT with it all ;)

You'd think that at least once they'd give us a full frontal shot of a naked Proudlock. Asking too much? I really don't think so.

I blinking love Proudlock.

Stand short.

He is very skinny with a small willy

No!

He has a weighty member, so weighty that he walks with a stoop.

I love francis.

Me too

Francis is actually my fave.

Cheska let it go! she has gone a bit mad this series.

Cheska reminds me of princess Diana.

I got quite excited when Jamie asked Binky for a date...then reduced to supparr....

I also think Kimbum has a really long nose as well as being bloody annoying

At least Cheescake is entertaining us though...and Hugo did good when Millie and Silly had to talk

Hugo frightens me. His face looks like the blade of an axe. I'm not sure how all his features fit as his face is so narrow.

I love this thread almost as much as I love this show.

Cheska (or Cheeks as my autocorrect wants to call her) is becoming really irritating. So what if Kimberly has been telling a few porkies, it wasn't really worth creating all that drama at Jamie's party, surely? She's massively over invested in this Richard guy and has only known him a few months. Chill woman!

Binky and Jamie would make a cute couple.

But how do we know Diego isn't a complete t*at? Kimberley looked terrified when she saw him. Also would any man worth having turn up and start ranting at his ex in public like that? MOST unattractive!

Diego may be but I have a feeling he is going to be proved to be telling the truth.

i thought, when they were saying that she left in the middle of the night, what if diego is abusive and that's why she legged it. As ollie said there two sides to every story and they shouldn't take diego's word as gospel.
I was cringeing at the hugo's scheme show down, could he look any more smug?

Binky is my favorite girl (and she's the only one that seems to be a healthy weight). I know that cheska is full on bunny boiler but it's so entertaining.

Cheska does love to stir - didn't she tell millie about hugo in the last series . . .

I can't believe that Jamie was pressured into invited Spencer and Louise to his Kilt Night when he's only just found out they shat on him.....and Spencer is bloody sure he can charm him round. STAND FIRM JAMIE!!!! And LOVED him asking Binky out. Hope he gets her pissed and snogs her at suppahhhh, she'll soon realise they were made for each other.

Ceska came across as a TOTAL manipulative nutter and I've always thought she was relatively sane before....

And why next week does it look like they are all on the same holiday in Italy - is that really Richards idea of "getting away from all this", by taking it with them????

I really must get a life.