Masterchef Finals week. We have a modicum of excitedness.

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

So who's around?

Nail-biting it ain't.

hayfever?

Oooh. The fizz from Tom's basket

bleurgh, white chocolate and olive oil?

Go on John. Make him cry.

And his massive 'technique'

Fnar

Well done Tom with that he's done a cracking job.

He made him cry with a stiff rhubarb.

Is this better Chaos?

Smug smug smug smug..............

(Lost....noooo LostinWales)

is that a bathmat on the plate?

Not a starter for the trypophobia sufferer.

Was that fish roe that flies?

john is so adenoidal I wouldn't trust his palate for a second....

Weep over food? Get a fucking grip Gregg

Lol Mousy, it's not the most attractive thing an octopus is it?

They are running out of words now. FFS I want to weep for you its so great...

John. Gah

Oh, for goodness sake I have never heard so much tosh about a plate of food.

better?

I'm still waiting for Greg to do his orgasm pudding noise.

I think they've 'done it' nudge nudge say no more.

these two are coming in flavour waves too by the sound of it

Coming in flavour waves

Bean, Sooooo agree

When will one of them to just unzip & get it on with the food?