Masterchef Finals week. We have a modicum of excitedness.

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

So who's around?

Nail-biting it ain't.

Acorn panacotta? Didn't they use acorns for coffee in the war? We used to have that Camp coffee when we were kids.

Oh DEAR Tom not again?!

So while we are waiting for something interesting to happen, which is the biggest twat - Greg or John?

tom behind on time - surely a first

No. But when he first started selling fruit and veg I bought boxes so he would get the fuck off my doorstep.

Doesn't everyone headfairy?

Mine's on the side next to the blast chiller.

Tom behind on time, surely not!

guaranteed Tom will be late... what's with the chequerboard ravioli?

Which is the biggest twat?

That is a tough tough call.

Jux camp coffee makes an amazing coffee cake. My secret baking weapon.

Did I not say there would be a lot of sous vide'ing going on ? Will blame hormones for the tears .

Would I be able to improvise the sous-vide thing by wrapping in cling film and popping it in DS's bath?

You can sous vide at home with zip loc bags and a thermometer.

As long as you know where it is Chaos and your mom hasn't borrowed it without you knowing [wunk]

X post , Duffy

See Chaos, that's where I've failed all these years. No wonder my kids won't eat their tea... it's because the fish fingers weren't done in the sous vide

John's the biggest twat. In my 'umble opinion.

Just can't bring myself to put Shelia and I can't see Andrew managing it.

I'm starting to twitch at the thought of Greg doing his dirty old man 'yum' noise over Shelina's desert as he eats.

Am getting the palps just the music

I want Shalina to win, but God she's smug.

with the music...damn palps

Aaaargh 5 mins.....

john "you need to leave yourself time to plate up" - fuckin hell - did you get a Michelin star for advice like that

Is it awful to admit that I am actually seriously considering getting a sous vide? Like really seriously. I'm a twat aren't I? Go on, I can take it.

STTOOOOOOPPPP