Masterchef Finals week. We have a modicum of excitedness.

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

So who's around?

Nail-biting it ain't.

OK THANKS

SHES SO FANCIES HIM AS DO WE ALL BECAUSE LETS FACE IT THERE IS FUCK ALL COMPETITION UNLESS YOU LOVE WATERY EYED HAMSTERS

Snuggles down in glitters bell tent with some proper unfaffed food and a large plastic beaker of wine. See you all tomorrow.

For you, lost, I will provide gin-ina-tin.

TTFN

Watery eyed hamsters made me

I can tell you who wins if you want?
I've a friend who films this sort of thing.

No! The very slight flicker of interest I have in watching tonight is only because I dont know who wins...

Go on, you know you want me to.

Not long before you know what I know.
I decided against betting or enquiring. There could be a code somwhere that would have me arrested for insider trading/wagering.

So who is ready for some more cooking twattery?

How can they ramp the drama up tonight - will Shelina appear in a poof of smoke? Will Andrew leap like a seal out of a pool of salted caramel? Will Tom be dressed in a leopardskin tights and twiddling a waxed moustache?

Find out soon...

Herererererererehererererehererere

But need to eat...gah!

Oh just throw together a pain bagnat.

Just us then? Really?

Oh nooooo...life stories!

Hi all, not seen this for a while.

Oh god, half an hour of life stories

Hi Jux

Not missed much.

He wasn't a pretty teenager was he :o

GET YOUR KIT OFF

Surely Andrew will appear in a large wheel?

Crap plastering

PINK HEADBAND

missed the beginning...has anyone said they are not arsed if they win or not ? and lord help us its lets chat to friends and family time

5 mins each. 15 mins of this crap- Val- you got time to make beans on toast.

What do they expect. Builders never finish on schedule!

ffs i rushed to get my tea ready for this vom fest