Masterchef Finals week. We have a modicum of excitedness.

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

So who's around?

Nail-biting it ain't.

I wish they'd go back to the housewives in aprons who would make fairly good home counties dinner party meals with only £30 pounds kitty or something, just for one year at least.

If it weren't for this thread I wouldn't have watched any Duffy , in fact some weeks I've been so busy chatting I couldn't tell you what they cooked

i know - or concentrate on the early rounds more so we can laugh

no I keep missing loads... this piss taking doesnt do itself

Tries to raise a titter at the thought of Tom's good hands. Fails.

you're a plasterer.... so you'll be great at doing delicate pastry?

Agree all a bit predictable and too fancy -Tom is apprehensive about his twirls .... 5 hrs !! Plenty of time .

I dont even care whats happening.

I even miss Deystinyiii.

and everyone else has buggered off from this thread too...ah well...am here to the bitter end

OMG you're right, I miss Destiniiiii. Never thought I'd say that.

a yes...a forrin gem

Shine .... Challenge Tom is miffed ... Oh er

Wouldn't want to work for her

no she looks v scary...

Bleh. Fish jelly is ready. Andrew is late

oh no - Andrews fannying now

God, she's an arse

John is doing his still-head-darting-slitty-eyes pose which denotes disapproval.

Shelins not perfect?? I dont believe it.

yeah tom - just lob the ingredients in, dont measure

I'm still keeping my 50p on Andrew to win here til the bitter end. I think Shelina is too obvious a winner - there will be a raw-poultry-dropped-tart-unfinished-dessert catastrophe tomorrow (hopefully).

Champers anyone ??

Oooh, lots of spiteful faces there. Cant wait for them to sneer at the food.

Cook their own hearts!

He wants to eat their actual souls

Thanks Morgan

glass a champers would be lovely...go a treat with my enormous amuse bouche