Where's all the Doctors addicts? WTF is the handbag story?

[HJwantstosleep]

Think it's in the top 10 of weird Doctors stories!

I want the policeman family to disappear.

I want Julia to disappear and hher very annoying Grandchild

Oooh yes, good idea Olbas. We could have some new characters then.

Over the years, every doctor or nurse has gone on a house call to a remote location and been held hostage by a gun-toting or knife wielding psycopath. They will naturally have lost their phone/have no signal or lost their car-keys/broken down (or all of them). I'm sure that we must be about due another one of those episodes!

They do a lot of house calls don't they? To people that don't seem that ill.

At my Doctors surgery you have to practically beg 30000 days in advance for an appointment as for a house call..........
In Doctors you can call and ......
be instantly given an appointment
turn up at the surgery and been seen by a Doctor who has come into work early
offered house calls and when the Doc arrives he/she seems to stay all day !

They have tons of time for house calls as they don't ever have any patients sitting in the waiting room!

Juli's annoying grandchild calls her 'Nahdie' - er why?

I am off to the doctors in an hour. I expect the waiting room will be empty and I will be intercepted by my own GP on the way in and seen ten minutes early.

And don't forget chatty receptionist who will more than likely make you a cuppa too

Oh yes valium and ask about my family using their first names.

Sparkiling - my ds has regular consultant appointments. With one of them he bursts into the room and yells "Hello Giles"!!
Giles is fine about it!

starfish.

Who are the two with Kevin now?

His best mates

Thanks Olbas. My Mum came round in the middle of it today so had to turn it off.

I'm not sure I understood exactly why they had to invent the fake sickness today - why didn't she just dump him?

It's about to start. I will try and concentrate today.

ewwwww. Man with pony tail.

PATIENTS!!!!!!!

Two of them , nay 3 !

And a home visit that wasn't even asked for.

Can you imagine Cherry, Freya and Zara working together.... Zaras is going to have a field day ! ........... wanders off to get a life

Cherry, Freya and Mandy fgs !

NO PLEASE DONT FOR YOUR OWN SANITY.

Did everyone else know that the actor that plays Heston was the neighbour in One Foot in the Grave? Here