Brit Awards anyone?

[HaveYouTakenLeaveOfYourCervix]

It won't be as good as when I was young and Bros won everthying.

Must confess that my guilty pleasure is a bit of Coldplay...

It's all very worthy tonight. Chris Martin has influenced the proceedings. It feels liek its all sponsored by Oxfam.

He is the only artist or famous person I have ever fancied. Yum, yum.

It's actually sponsored by MasterCard

I don't think any of them would shag me behind Tesco Metro then buy me a kebab on the way home. They's ALL want to go for supper at Moro ....

is it Norman, I must have missed that on all 31 of the adverts.

really Play? the only? what about Jenson? Or Mat Goss? or Jarvis? or Prince Harry? or Carlos Acosta? or anyone?

oh God I love Damon - so talented, and really really gorgeous looking right up to the early 2000s when he started going to seed

see - they're even advertising light chocolate snacks and refined lager in the ad breaks ...

...what happened to a can of special brew and a mars bar?

It's been sponsored by Mastercard for years.

This has not been the most exciting Brits ever

Adele no doubt..

George!

oh and George. I so would him too. if I was a chap.

OMG it's george micheal!!!!!

swoon

George is looking old

George!!!!

Does anybody else thing the trophy looks a bit cheap this year?

he looks good. i am pleased.

he gonna sing?

He creeps me out.

Oh George!
He's looking well

Sorry think not thing

George, my love, are you better?

Excuse me you lot. I'm first in line for Damon.

Gawd bless George Michael - is he a bit squiffy?

George sounds a bit pissed...