Well, are we still watching the RUBBISH new format Masterchef. Ruined I tell you, ruined.

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Bah.

I may abstain.

Shelina has it in the bag

jay too cocky but safe

Poor Jay - that meat looked grim.

a good vet could have brought Bambis mother back

Jay to leave, anyone?

Think Jay has messed up there.

Is anyone else finding mn really slow tonight?

Yes, bloody slow! Grr.

That looks unpleasant.

Yup MN v slow tonight

I wonder how long those critics sat there? Looks as if all the contestants did their prep together and then finished and served the meal later.

Y... e ....s...... very sloooooow.

Tom doing well. How unexpected from his weird menu!

God, that looks like a dog turd on top of Tom's dessert!!

Big curly poo pudding?

curly poo with a bit of the squits

but seemed to taste nice

Andrew looks rather stressed?

I quite fancied the dog-poo dessert though

Hullo.

Sorry for tardiness, just giving DD2 a pep talk. Secondary school admissions are emailed after midnight.

That looks beautiful.

Yum.

There doesn't seem to be much chat and 'Bon homie' amongst the critics - can't they pretend to like each other?

Hi Chaos! You've missed bambi on toast, forrin' street food, dog-poo dessert and some rather grumpy restaurant critics.

I thought Andrew's main was going to be a failure but they liked it!

oh ffs - our wifi went down...errr...tom seems to be in there and the guy now seems to be the most experimental but good

atm 1 selina 2 tom 3 andrew

gRRR What, have we crashed MN?!?!

losing the plot MN tooooooo sloooooooooooooooow

hahahahahha, OH DEAR, garlic!