Well, are we still watching the RUBBISH new format Masterchef. Ruined I tell you, ruined.

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Bah.

I may abstain.

I make brownies, in fact me and dts (10) make bloody good brownies that have people from my work asking me to bring more in. Doesn't make me a Masterchef though.

Those brownies are RAW!!!!

That looks more like rent a crowd to me than food producers.

[cynic]

That posh chap was head of Governors at my old school! (totally irrelevant sorry)

Puy lentils are such an ugly colour.

just call the brownies chocolate custard then

they are rare brownies - that is how they are done in Japan

The eyebrowed one, lost?

Jux - is 'giant' a pseudonym for MN royalty? Or an actual giant? I'm not sure which I'm more scared of.

But it's irrelevant now anyway. Water tower has just stood up and walked away down the village.

Sushi brownies?

Venison looks lovely - and I don't eat meat!

I don't like Shellina

Did he say "Pie lentils"?

Smug smug smug.

Gosh I'd love to see her and Liz Hurley in a bitchslap comp.

I want shelina to trip up - her smuggery is irksome..

Lovely eyebrows. That's the chap, his daughter was in the year above me, terribly naice gel.

at 'rare brownies'

The village undertaker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jack uses water towers as Giant traps. That's why he wants to know. He's very big but quite nice, really, a bit like the ham on that list.

My dts are 10, they are very messy, they have never looked like that when baking or any other activity.

She really didn't like being told off by John did she. I think Aki believes she can charm them into feeling all protective over her. Shelina just scares the sh*t out of them all, too scared to say anything other than brilliant in case they find a knife hurling through the air towards them.

(Watching 5 minutes behind now, needed a piece of chocolate banana loaf to get through this!)

with the emphasis on STICKY

Village undertaker/

Oh ho ho ho.

WTAJ does he provide to a Michelin starred restaurant?

Fingers! Classy

she's actually serving raw brownies

I do like a squishy brownie but that looks daft. In fact the whole combo sounds vile.

though would still eat them obviously